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lisacuddy.livejournal.com

The lights are off in the clinic, so Lisa grabs the key from its hiding place and lets herself in. She looks tired and is carrying a single, huge duffle bag. Throwing it on the floor behind House's desk, she curls up on a cot and tries to fall asleep, instead staring at the ceiling silently.

[OOC: After Lana and Angelus come in, Cuddy pulls a curtain closed and falls asleep for the night in the corner, oblivious to all Clinic activities. If you have a med emergency, make a new post to the clinic and one of the staffers will come to your aid. Maybe even Cuddy in the AM EST. Thanks.]

death-n-binky.livejournal.com

*posted on the Staff Bulletin Board*

To All Staff Members:

There is a plague sweeping the campus, likely of non-natural origins. Flyers have been posted and the student body instructed to report all ailments to the clinic, as well as those they suspect of being infected.

A treatment has been formulated and is in the cupboard in a bottle labeled "PLAGUE PILLS" and are administered by placing one under the tongue. There are few, if any, side effects of this treatment.

Symptoms of this plague are mild in the early stages and, as such, all students with generalized symptoms of illness or dementia for which a cause cannot be determined should be treated to prevent further spread. Please advise all students treated for this plague to report back to the clinic if symptoms do not improve within 24 hours.

DEATH is managing this situation and, as such, all questions should be directed to him. If he cannot be found, please ring his bell and he will contact you shortly.

Thank you.

[OOC: Any clinic staff who want to know what is going on with this, rather than just watching, please ring Death's bell and I'll explain OOC. Thanks.]

lisacuddy.livejournal.com

Lisa slinks into the Clinic. Her last three times here have been rather traumitizing, first she made psycho_jackass grow an abnormally large amount of body hair, then she was faced with the jackass new Clinic Security, and then a student who was passed out on the floor.

To keep her mind off of her troubles, she makes a new bulletin board.

( Drinking with Barbossa? No wonder you're hungover! )

Satisfied, she sits at House's desk, sorts through the mail, and doodles out campaign posters on extra charts, waiting to see what will come into the clinic today.

river-dancing.livejournal.com

River staggers into the clinic. Her hair is filthy and tangled, matted with twigs and other detritus. Her clothing is torn in more than one place, showing scratches and abrasions, and she holds one arm close to her body with the other.

She stares around blankly, as though not recognizing her surroundings. Then she clearly says, "Help," and as the words pass her lips her eyes roll back in her head and she falls to the floor.

Current Mood: exhausted

names-ash.livejournal.com

::the recently "hired" drug guard, none other than Coach Ash, has arrived at the clinic to start his volunteer work::

::again just addressing in general, not singling anyone out::

"Yo, where's my chair and coffee? The King is in, and he demands his throne and tribute."

::Ash wanders over to position himself to best protect the medical supply closet::

"This is the King's land now. No one goes through here except by royal decree!"

::Pulls out his cellphone, and orders a coffee from The Perkolater::

"Oh, and make sure to bring me some sugar, baby." ::he hangs up::

::wonders if he should've gotten a list from Doc House about which students were actually workers here::

::decides he'll just stop anyone and hopes they issue Work IDs at the clinic::

lisacuddy.livejournal.com

Lisa runs around between patients, and stands in the middle of the room to shout.

"Hey guys, everyone who is leaving, can you just sign this sheet before you go? Thank you!"

Then she scurries off to see if Max is trying to find more drugs when she isn't paying attention.

lisacuddy.livejournal.com

Lisa opens the clinic, immediately refreshes the condom supply outside the door (typical), and goes back to the fridge to check on the gremlin in there. It doesn't appear to have moved, but she pokes it just in case.

"Gremlin? Gremmmmmlin? Hello?"

Satisfied, she puts it back in the fridge and grabs a few signs she made out of her bag.

Free Vaccinations at the Clinic today.
Rabies, The Plague, Meningitis, The Clap, you name it.

Several vaccinations are still in testing periods. The Clinic claims no responsibility for any side effects that may occur.

She sticks one to the outer door, and several around the campus right outside the clinic. Coming back inside to wait, she flips on House's mini-tv to catch the Fandom weather report.

silent-robert.livejournal.com

::arrives outside the clinic with

immorrisday::

::the two converse (i.e Jay talks a lot while Bob nods)::

::takes a deep breath, and walks inside::

::bites down on the Alka-Seltzer in his mouth, which therefore begins to foam and froth and spray::

::flails overdramatically::

lisacuddy.livejournal.com

Lisa walks into the clinic, a pile of House's mail in her arms. She responds to a few letters, tosses a few death threats, and throws the copies of Monster Truck Weekly and Soap Opera Digest in a drawer. She opens a thick, white envelope and dashes off a private note.

[Private]
Dear

whitedeathpod,
Your test results came back today - they all came back negative. If you have any other questions, please feel free to stop by. Otherwise, you are "ready to go".

I am going to recommend you start taking a multivitamin though. Your blood work came back with a few mild deficiencies. Have you been eating only in the cafeteria? Bad move. Vegetables are your friends.

Sincerely,

lisacuddy
[/Private]

Laughing to herself, she send the note off through inter-campus mail, marked confidential. She grabs House's Gameboy, and begins playing Mario Kart Super Circuit under the desk, keeping one eye on the door in case anyone decides to stop by the clinic.

lisacuddy.livejournal.com

Considering that several students have asked for condoms on her first day of clinic duty, Lisa decides to put up a bulletin board outside on the clinic wall.

( Dr. Luv Gluv Says Use a Rubber! )

She finishes stapling several take-away brochures to the bottom, and makes sure that the bulletin board lets the students (and teachers, *cough*) know that they can always speak to any of the clinic staff confidentially with any medical issues or questions. She fans out a few condoms on a small table in front of the board.

( Can someone cast a spell on these condoms so that they regenerate on their own? )

Satisfied, she turns back into the clinic, and glances out the window occasionally to see if anyone stops by.

lisacuddy.livejournal.com

Lisa opens the door to the clinic, and is not totally surprised to find it unlocked. She looks around to see if any of the other clinic volunteers are around, but doesn't see any one right away. She sits down at House's desk, puts his comic books and Gameboy in the top drawer, and starts to pen a to-do list.

Re-fill supplies, especially gauze for bleeding wounds
Organize student medical histories
Start clinic volunteer files
Open mail
Sort through complaints registered against House, keep only the ones that seem like they really will file lawsuits/come after him with a chainsaw
Order new chairs for waiting area
Clear House's Internet History, before the Tech Dept. busts him for whatever he is looking at
Have someone look at the lock on the clinic door

Lisa leans back in the chair, smiles softly at her list, and stretches her arms above her head. She decides to hold off on any major projects as see if anyone wanders into the clinic. Instead she stocks tongue depressors, and asks herself...

What the hell am I doing?

gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com

PLease fill this out and deliver it to my desk in the clinic.

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