Clinic Shift

[kimberly-shaw.livejournal.com]

I keep losing track of time and I have been neglecting my clinic duties. I just have Speech this morning so I'll be spending the day here.

Is it wrong of me to hope someone gets hurt so I can work on them? I really do want to be a doctor and I need the practice.

Clinic Hours

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Lisa slinks into the Clinic. Her last three times here have been rather traumitizing, first she made psycho_jackass grow an abnormally large amount of body hair, then she was faced with the jackass new Clinic Security, and then a student who was passed out on the floor.

To keep her mind off of her troubles, she makes a new bulletin board.

( Drinking with Barbossa? No wonder you're hungover! )

Satisfied, she sits at House's desk, sorts through the mail, and doodles out campaign posters on extra charts, waiting to see what will come into the clinic today.

(no subject)

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

*DEATH sits at the front desk of the clinic, to answer the phone and greet patients. He seems particuarly cheery today, having learned to braid his condoms and wear them as acessories. He sets up a sign on the desk which reads:*

Plague Victims Sign In Here:

Announcement

[gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com]

A friend o mine has decided to join us here at the clinic.

Yes, I said friend. Believe it or not. I have a friend.,

His name is Dr James Wilson. He is a world renowned Oncologist.

He has a full wardrobe of the most horrific and nauseating ties you will ever see in your life.

If you want to be cool like Wilson, wear a pocket protector. Do not wear a tie like Wilson. I will cut it off and stuff it down your throat. Figuratively of course.

You will treat Dr Wilson (tooniceuglyties) wth respect, or you will cease to work at this clinic.Please refrain from flirting with him. Even if he starts it. It's a bad, bad, bad habit and he needs help not encouragement


[OOC: House is not actively in the clinic tonight. I am heading to bed. But I've been meaning to post this notice for a while...and so here it is]