Lisa's in the House

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Lisa opens the clinic, immediately refreshes the condom supply outside the door (typical), and goes back to the fridge to check on the gremlin in there. It doesn't appear to have moved, but she pokes it just in case.

"Gremlin? Gremmmmmlin? Hello?"

Satisfied, she puts it back in the fridge and grabs a few signs she made out of her bag.

Free Vaccinations at the Clinic today.
Rabies, The Plague, Meningitis, The Clap, you name it.

Several vaccinations are still in testing periods. The Clinic claims no responsibility for any side effects that may occur.

She sticks one to the outer door, and several around the campus right outside the clinic. Coming back inside to wait, she flips on House's mini-tv to catch the Fandom weather report.

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[fh_jackass]

Logan walks into the clinic. "Hey. I'm going to be exploring Locker 327 this weekend. I'd like any necessary vaccinations."

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Well, a chemically-induced coma might be a good idea so you don't get yourself killed.

Do you even know what's in there? I live on the third floor, but I know better than to go near that thing.

We'll definitely start with Tetanus no matter what.

[fh_jackass]

"If I knew what was in there, it wouldn't be exploring, would it?" Logan grins. "I've had a tetanus shot fairly recently, though. Why don't you just give me the works?"

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Why don't you sit down, roll up your sleeve, and make yourself comfortable?

Lisa smirks as she turns around - if he wants the works, he'll get the works. It won't kill him.

Have you ever had malaria, Japanese encephalitis, typhoid, or yellow fever?

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Fresh from his encounter with Principal Connor, Angelus limped his way into the clinic. He kept one hand pressed into his side, as though holding something in.

At the counter, he rang the bell.

"Hellooo? Student here, needing clinicing."

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Hi, can I help you?

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"Wouldn't hate an asprin," Angelus said, gesturing to the now green-tinted bruise around his eye, and then down to his shirt which was mussed, torn, and revealed the rainbow of bruises across his lower ribs. "Or whatever else you people do to get somebody out of pain. I was viciously assaulted by one of my fellow students."

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Lisa ushers him gently over to a cot and gestures for him to lie down.

"Careful, careful, in case you have any internal injuries. Can you describe what happened to you? It's confidential; I need to know to assess your injuries."

She begins exploring his abdomen with light touches, and a conrcerned look on her face.

[rushmore-yankee.livejournal.com]

Max shows up early-ish, wearing glasses that have a safety pin fastening one side. He's got two black eyes, the darkness tight to the inner corners; his nose is also puffy and swollen. He's unsmiling. Every time he tries to, it makes his eyes water. Resetting your own nose is dangerous business.

In one hand, he's got a plastic bag containing what looks like the detritus of a former pair of glasses.

Which is what it actually is: his former glasses. His favorite glasses.

He puts a piece of paper on the counter and waits patiently for the doctor. Or sexy nurse. Or sexy doctor. Or... sex. Whichever comes first.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Lisa takes note of the young man who has just wandered into the clinic.

"Hello there. That doesn't look good. Oh jeez, did you reset your nose yourself?"

[rushmore-yankee.livejournal.com]

Leaning casually on the counter, Max tries to look nonplussed. "Hello. I'm Max Fischer. And yes. I reset my nose all by myself. Later, I was planning on cauterizing a wound with a hot knife."

And so ends his attempt at sounding badass. His request is so, not badass.

More perfunctorily, he tosses the bag of plastic and glass on the counter in front of Lisa. Nodding at it, he pushes up his shitty, old, out-of-date frames and says: "I need new glasses. Can I order some through you? I have cash."

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[ooc: BTW, once Angelus got hauled to the principal's I decided that as soon as he got out of there he'd head to the clinic and take his chances with whoever was on duty. It's cracking me up that by sheer chance he got Cuddy. Hee!]

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Mine too! Angelus and Cuddy - god! Too funny. You're killing me with the questions. Keep it up!]

[janet_fraiser]

Janet comes upon the sign and purses her lips in annoyance. "I can't believe they're doing human vaccine trials in a high school health clinic." She shakes her head. "How unprofessional."

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Lisa overhears Janet as she's treating patients, and mutters to herself. "We ran out of kittens."

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

[OOC: OMG SO FANDOM QUOTING]

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[ooc: And somewhere out there, Spike mutters "There goes poker night."]

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"Sealed, sealed is good," Angelus nodded eagerly, as though that's exactly what he wanted to hear. "I'd so hate for there to be rumors, you know what I mean, Doctor? The last thing I'd ever want is for somebody to hear, or - or heck, get in trouble or anything."

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

"I am obligated to keep it confidential, unless you tell me you plan on hurting yourself, and I can leave it off of your chart, just in case."

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"Well it's just... I need some advice," he pitched his voice even softer, leaning in even more. "You see - gosh, I don't suppose you know anything about my home dimension, do you?"

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[ooc: first off allow me to have your babies because House and Angelus in the same room together = me needing to be in my bunk. But 15 min time delay works as I need to grab a quick shower. I can be done and ready no later than 10pm Eastern.]

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Hi," Rory says, walking in. "I need to be vaccinated, I guess - I'm checking out that locker 327 on Saturday. Seems like it might be a good idea."

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

"Sure, fill out this form and I'll be right with you. New procedure."

Name:
Which vaccines you may need:
Have you ever spontaneously grown body hair as an allergic reaction?:

I hereby wave my rights to sue the Fandom Clinic for any complications that may araise from my treatment today, or ever. Even if I get hairy palms.

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[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Name: Lorelai Leigh Gilmore

Which vaccines you may need: Everything. I was vaccinated against smallpox and stuff as a baby, but as far as everything else goes, I'll be needing renewals.

Have you ever spontaneously grown body hair as an allergic reaction?: Not yet, but I suppose that's always a possbility.

I hereby waive my rights to sue the Fandom Clinic for any complications that may araise from my treatment today, or ever. Even if I get hairy palms.


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