Clinic Memo

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

*posted on the Staff Bulletin Board*

To All Staff Members:

There is a plague sweeping the campus, likely of non-natural origins. Flyers have been posted and the student body instructed to report all ailments to the clinic, as well as those they suspect of being infected.

A treatment has been formulated and is in the cupboard in a bottle labeled "PLAGUE PILLS" and are administered by placing one under the tongue. There are few, if any, side effects of this treatment.

Symptoms of this plague are mild in the early stages and, as such, all students with generalized symptoms of illness or dementia for which a cause cannot be determined should be treated to prevent further spread. Please advise all students treated for this plague to report back to the clinic if symptoms do not improve within 24 hours.

DEATH is managing this situation and, as such, all questions should be directed to him. If he cannot be found, please ring his bell and he will contact you shortly.

Thank you.

[OOC: Any clinic staff who want to know what is going on with this, rather than just watching, please ring Death's bell and I'll explain OOC. Thanks.]

Comments

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

*Paige walks in looking very pissed off* Ok who says I have this plague? I don't, I assure you I'm fine.

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

(ooc - no problem)

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

*Death stands up to greet Paige, holding his scythe in a very official manner. He shakes your hand and leads you into a nearby exam/consultation room*



*DEATH goes to a cabinet and begins removing supplies for drawing a blood sample while waiting for your response*

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

*Paige thinks a moment* well I have had some emotional distress, but that's mainly because I just found out I have 2 sisters I never knew about it. I've not had any of the other side effects though. Can you tell me who I've been linked too?

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

*DEATH ties a purple condom around your upper arm, and begins to draw a blood sample*



*DEATH places the blood sample in a small machine, which beeps ominously*

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

*Paige is not impressed* So if I was say working for someone behaving wierdly that would be enough to cause concern yeah? I think I know who you mean and it has nothing to do with this plague

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Oh man, what else is new?

[river-dancing.livejournal.com]

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

[OOC: I will explain the dynamics of this in my personal journal when I have a break from classes]

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Explained now in DEATH's personal journal, OOC]

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

I uh, got a message about the some kind of plauge. I was a bit surprised by it, none of my friends have it and I am not showing any kind of symptom of anything but I came into..

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

*DEATH, if you can see things of this sort, leads you to a nearby exam/consultation room.*

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

No I havent. *thinks* No, no if I had I would have gone to my regular doctor at NTAC. I'm a 4400 Mr. Death sir, I am examined every week for just the symptoms you mentioned.

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

*Hands you a small tablet*

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

Maia backs away "Sir, its in my medical files here at the school. Any treatment, pills or otherwise has to be verified with NTAC in reference to the 4400. I cant take this pill, I would be in violation of the guidelines and I'm not going back to quarantine for something that I do not have nor have been exposed to. I am sorry but there is nothing I can do. NTAC handles all of my medical care, you have to send them the pill and let them verify it and they will give it to me at my weekly exam."

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

*DEATH sighs*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

Uhm, Death? I heard that the plauge could be spread by chickens. There's a kid, Martin Blank, who has a pet chicken. And he's been playing with it a lot. And he's kinda insane.
I think he's already in the clinic, but maybe you should put him under watch. For insanity.

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

oatmanspatient has had the chicken for about a day, he got it from the Chef in the cafeteria. And I don't know who else has touched it, but hopefully not too many people.
And I'll report anyone, don't worry.


Thanks!

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

[ooc: LJ id?]