Cleaning up the Clinic

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Lisa opens the door to the clinic, and is not totally surprised to find it unlocked. She looks around to see if any of the other clinic volunteers are around, but doesn't see any one right away. She sits down at House's desk, puts his comic books and Gameboy in the top drawer, and starts to pen a to-do list.

• Re-fill supplies, especially gauze for bleeding wounds
  
• Organize student medical histories
  
• Start clinic volunteer files
  
• Open mail
  
• Sort through complaints registered against House, keep only the ones that seem like they really will file lawsuits/come after him with a chainsaw
  
• Order new chairs for waiting area
  
• Clear House's Internet History, before the Tech Dept. busts him for whatever he is looking at
  
• Have someone look at the lock on the clinic door
  

Lisa leans back in the chair, smiles softly at her list, and stretches her arms above her head. She decides to hold off on any major projects as see if anyone wanders into the clinic. Instead she stocks tongue depressors, and asks herself...

What the hell am I doing?

Comments

[marieann-d.livejournal.com]

Rogue knocks politely on the door to the clinic, unsure what the correct procedure is. "I hope someone's actually in there," she mutters to herself. "I don't want to leave a note about this."

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Hullo. I'm Lily - can I help you?

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Oh hey, Lily. Sorry, I just cut out to throw away all of House's candy wrappers from under his desk use the ladies' room. I'm going to do some filing, if you need any help let me know.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

No problem. He is rather messy, isn't he? Do you know where the special needs forms are filed?

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Never mind, I've found them. There's a gentleman hovering in the doorway - you might want to check in on him when you get a chance.

[marieann-d.livejournal.com]

"Oh, hi." Rogue smiles nervously, asking, "Do you work here? Because I, well, have some special...needs, I guess, that y'all might want to know, in case, well, anything happens to me."

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

I am one of the medical assistants, yes. Go ahead and have a seat in exam room #2, and I'll be right in once I've located the proper paperwork.

[marieann-d.livejournal.com]

Rogue does so, waiting for the assistant to return. She hopes it doesn't take too long, as she has class soon.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Um, a friend of mine might need something to protect himself from diseases and other things that might occur below the belt.

Could I get a free sample and take it to him?

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

You need condoms then? We've got them. How many do you need?

I would suggest having your "friend" have a few tests as well. Painless, and it is better to take care of these things immediately.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

OH DON'T SAY THAT WORD OUT LOUD! People might be listening.



Tests? A lot of them? Would I he have to make an appointment?

[OOC: CUDDY IN THE CLINIC! So much love.]

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

What, CONDOMS? At least I didn't say something like THE CLAP loudly.

Lisa gives this guy a smirk, and grabs handful of condoms.

Take a few. Maybe you'll need them.

As for testing, I can do it now if you have the time. I'll just ask you a few questions about your sexual history to assess your risk factor, draw a small amount of blood, and ask you to pee in this she turns around to poke around in a cabinet, and tosses him a small container.

Test results are confidential, and we'll get them back to you in a couple weeks. If we need to test for anything else then, you might need a genital exam, but I'm not certified so you'll have to schedule an appointnment with House. Cool?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*catches container and peers uncomfortably*

Uh sure, I got the time. Shoot.

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Alanna comes in, a little out of breath, and nods to the other assistants.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Hi, it's Allana right? I'm Lisa. If any one else comes in, can I pass them off to you? I need to take a quick history.

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Alanna, but close enough. Nice to meet you, and do you need anything done now?

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

What don't I need done? This place is a hole right now. If you have any ideas on organizing the place, go right ahead.

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Alanna quickly skims Lisa's list.

I can work on re-stocking, and I'll take anyone who comes with something I know how to deal with. I can use my magic to heal without permission from Dr. House, right?

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

[gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com]

Dr Gregory House walks into the clinic, surveys the scene, nods at hs eager beaver little assistants, and turns around to walk out again.

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Watches Dr. House leave and snorts to herself. Just like home. She glances down at the now neat desk and the folder she was writing on and sighs loudly.

Boring!

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Lisa lifts up her head from where she sits on the floor, sorting through old piles of forms.

Typical.

[allie-cameron.livejournal.com]

Allie peeks her head in the office.

"Lisa? Is there anything I can help with?"

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Hi Allie! Good to see you. I'm actually just running out now to go to Science Club (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhigh/58152.html). No one lost any limbs so far today though, and House avoided the clinic, so you know... a fairly normal day. *smirk*

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Alanna glances over at the newcomer.

Hullo, I'm Alanna.

She grabs a pencil from the cup and gives it an experimental whirl.