Announcement

[gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com]

A friend o mine has decided to join us here at the clinic.

Yes, I said friend. Believe it or not. I have a friend.,

His name is Dr James Wilson. He is a world renowned Oncologist.

He has a full wardrobe of the most horrific and nauseating ties you will ever see in your life.

If you want to be cool like Wilson, wear a pocket protector. Do not wear a tie like Wilson. I will cut it off and stuff it down your throat. Figuratively of course.

You will treat Dr Wilson (tooniceuglyties) wth respect, or you will cease to work at this clinic.Please refrain from flirting with him. Even if he starts it. It's a bad, bad, bad habit and he needs help not encouragement


[OOC: House is not actively in the clinic tonight. I am heading to bed. But I've been meaning to post this notice for a while...and so here it is]

Comments

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[ooc: And if you and Wilson start having teh sex you'll be sure to post links so we can all oogle like total voyeurs support you in your relationship, right? ;) ]

[gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com]

[OOC: But of course...just have to find out where teh Wilson stands on the issue. I rather fancy tie bondage myself, put those ugly scraps of material to good use

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[ooc: You realize if you do have teh sex, Angelus would be able to tell. Thus making one of the few moments when I envy him.

Also Cuddy so ratted you out on your kinky nature. Don't think that's not coming up during the chess game.]

[gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Yes...Which would be part of the fun. We so need to do that chess game. Soonishly. I'll be on tomorow night, far as I know...Going to bed now, though. G'night!]

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[ooc: So much fun. And yes. I'll be on tomorrow night but late-ish, like 10. We could always start them and then get back to them whenever we're online if you wanted. The magic of flex time.

I'm going to bed m'self now. Night!]

[allie-cameron.livejournal.com]

[ooc: *sniffle* what about meeeeeeee?]

[gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com]

[OOC *Offers Kleenex* Not to worry. House will continue...toy with his Allie-Cat. I'm all for a full blown crush on the grumpy one.]

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

What you have against my ties, I shall never know.

And how you talked me into this, I shall never know either.



(ooc: Wilson... is not adverse, let's put it that way.

[gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com]

Have you *looked* at your ties lately, Wilson Some of them are so gawdy Good Will wouldn't even take them.



[OOC: I pretty much assumed as much, but...yes. Good to know. Good to know. *g*]

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

That's a heinous lie. Who told you?

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

I like the ties, Wilson. Ha ha ha no I don't

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

Hear that, House? At least someone here has good taste! Et tu? I am hurt and wounded.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Butter that toast, Jimmy. Seriously though, it's great to have you on staff to keep House in line. You don't know anything about gremlins, do you?

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

...No. Should I?

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

What exactly has House told you about this town?

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

That it's weird?

He may have said more, but we had drinks to celebrate mourn my divorce, and now I can't quite recall...

All right, give me the bad news.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Ummm... gremlins, plagues, a vicious tentacle monster, werewolves, vampires (although, I might have a crush on one), a fairly violent student body, a locker that eats people, and that's just the first course.

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

...I think I might need a new medical reference book.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Yeah. There were some vaccines developed, but they gave one student wolfman hair in an allergic reaction, so we've discontinued them. The best you can do somedays is clean up peoples' bleeding wounds and give them condoms.

And don't threaten them with catheters. Believe me, it doesn't go well.

It's basically medicine out of the back of a stage coach.

Oh, and House hides all the good toys in the drawer of his desk. Not that I told you.

[gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com]

It's all right, Wilson. You're still in the denial stage. I'll be here, when you're ready to move in to grief.

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Dr. House? What's an oncologist?

[gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com]

Oh right. She's from a different world. He shakes his head, rubs his jaw.

"A doctor who specialises in cancer. Which is..." Gah. How would you explain cancer to someone who doesn't know. "Do you knwo what Cancer is?"

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

"Um, it's a disease of some sort? I think I read in one of the books here," she indicates the clinic, "that it has something to do with cells which is what our bodies are composed off." Alanna sounds like most of the words are a bit strange to her.

[gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com]

House nods. "Something like that. Wilson could answer specific questions if you wanted more information."