(no subject)

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

*DEATH sits at the front desk of the clinic, to answer the phone and greet patients. He seems particuarly cheery today, having learned to braid his condoms and wear them as acessories. He sets up a sign on the desk which reads:*

Plague Victims Sign In Here:

Comments

[demonbelthazor]

Uh, hi, I'd like to report a possible victim. maias_notebook. She totally flipped out in Study Hall and started screaming at me and Phoebe Halliwell. She sounded really crazy. You should probably look into that. I don't know if it's this plague, but it's definitely dementia of some kind.

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

[demonbelthazor]

Yes, sir, will do. I feel fine and I haven't seen symptoms in anyone else, but I'll keep an eye out. She never touched us, fortunately. We kept our distance when she started screaming about visions of the future and evil and all that.

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

*DEATH motions you out the door with scythe and picks up the phone*

[demonbelthazor]

Yes, sir.

*hurries out*

[isnotimportant.livejournal.com]

mannybianco, from one of the bookshops in town, has been behaving a little oddly. I think the only common link between him and maias_notebook is the4thsister -- I wonder if she's an asymptomatic carrier?

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]