Lisa's in the House

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Lisa opens the clinic, immediately refreshes the condom supply outside the door (typical), and goes back to the fridge to check on the gremlin in there. It doesn't appear to have moved, but she pokes it just in case.

"Gremlin? Gremmmmmlin? Hello?"

Satisfied, she puts it back in the fridge and grabs a few signs she made out of her bag.

Free Vaccinations at the Clinic today.
Rabies, The Plague, Meningitis, The Clap, you name it.

Several vaccinations are still in testing periods. The Clinic claims no responsibility for any side effects that may occur.

She sticks one to the outer door, and several around the campus right outside the clinic. Coming back inside to wait, she flips on House's mini-tv to catch the Fandom weather report.

(no subject)

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

::storms in, slightly upset, immorrisday not far behind::

::slams a crumpled "medicinal marijuana" license on whatever reception desk is handy::

Fuckin' DOG LICENSE?!

::crosses arms, huffs::

[ooc: see HERE for the incidents leading up to this.]

Reporting for duty

[names-cotton.livejournal.com]

Cotton walks into the clinic. He looks around for Lisa or anyone else.

The parrot shrieks "We be here to swab the decks!"

Clinic Check-outs for Lisa Cuddy's Patients

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Lisa runs around between patients, and stands in the middle of the room to shout.

"Hey guys, everyone who is leaving, can you just sign this sheet before you go? Thank you!"

Then she scurries off to see if Max is trying to find more drugs when she isn't paying attention.

(no subject)

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Alanna came into the clinic and tossed her bag into one of the empty chairs. She reached over for a piece of cardboard and scribbled a quick note on it.


Clinic is open. Please bleed outside the doorway.

(no subject)

[names-cotton.livejournal.com]

In an effort to make up for his part of the fracaas with psycho_jackass Cotton cleaned up all the broken ceramics and shedded hair.

The clinic is back to being clean and sterilized.

(no subject)

[joolushko-tunai.livejournal.com]

::Wanders in, hoping that, when if any of these beings get themselves injured tonight that it will be the instantaneous death kind and not something she actually would have to do something about.::

Uh, Help?

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*Vala stumbles in, looking decidedly ill, leaning heavily on janet_fraiser*

(no subject)

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

*DEATH walks into the clinic, sets his scythe against the wall and takes a seat the the desk, waiting for something to happen. For those who can see, he has not changed since dropping by the girl's slumber party and is still wearing a lacy see-through robe. He begins to twiddle his thumbs while he waits.*

Please Ring Bell

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

Since the clinic seems to be dead at the moment, DEATH decides to head into town for a bit. However, not wanting to leave things unattended, he sets up a small bell on the desk with a small sign that reads:

PLEASE RING BELL FOR SERVICE

Locked to notsouledyet please, and <user site="livejournal.com"

[gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Post locked because mun is low on energy tonight. House will be on duty (against his will) in the clinic tomorrow night and randomly throughout the weekend for any students/faculty needing his assitance. Thank you!]

After receiving a phone call from Lisa, House abruptly leaves the main area of the clinic (and don't think he's not grateful for the interruption and the excuse to leave the chaos), and limps into one of the back rooms.

His eyes sweep across the room, taking in the sight of the young man on the cot. His clothes are tattered, splotches of purple and bruise blackened skin underneath.

"Nice shiner," House comments, with a nod toward the patient's face.

Notice Appearing On The Clinic Door

[gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com]

Any student caught with possession of drugs or attemtping to pfilterdrugs from this clinic will be given detention for every single pill (two detentions for syringes and other paraphanalia) unaccounted for.

Names will be recorded in a little black book and those individuals will be bllack listed, and treatment will be refused no matter what the ailment.

Try me if you don't think I'm serious, kids.


ETA {OOC: Vala and janet, I saw your thread and it sparked me to post this...Your thread is already in progerss so have at. This notice is posted after that)