Fandom Clinic, Tuesday
Tuesday, August 1st, 2023 10:21 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
“Well,” said one of the nurses drily, with a loud slurping sip of whatever beverage they were currently enjoying. “Look what the crab dragged in.”
“It’s summer,” Will shook his head. “I’m allowed to go on vaca- what on Earth is going on?”
“Oh, that,” another nurse said, with a dismissive wave at the gaggle of crawfish gathered outside Stabby’s tank. “They showed up this morning. Apparently the stained glass in the window made them think this place is a church. We’re sure they’ll figure out the truth eventually, but in the meantime Stabby’s enjoying the opportunity to give a sermon.”
Will sighed. “Honestly, why do I even ask?”
[the ocd is still on vacation!]
“It’s summer,” Will shook his head. “I’m allowed to go on vaca- what on Earth is going on?”
“Oh, that,” another nurse said, with a dismissive wave at the gaggle of crawfish gathered outside Stabby’s tank. “They showed up this morning. Apparently the stained glass in the window made them think this place is a church. We’re sure they’ll figure out the truth eventually, but in the meantime Stabby’s enjoying the opportunity to give a sermon.”
Will sighed. “Honestly, why do I even ask?”
[the ocd is still on vacation!]