Fandom Clinic, Monday 7/4

[stykera]

Stabby the crab ("his full name is Stabastian," one nurse helpfully supplied, tapping the nametag in front of the tank) remained in his tank at the clinic. Today he had a tiny American flag in his tank with him to hold onto but he seemed to be mostly ignoring it in favor of what appeared to be a fake sparkler.

"We couldn't give him a real sparkler," the same nurse explained patiently. "There's water in there it wouldn't stay lit!"

That made sense to Stark so he nodded as he handed over the morning's usual coffees before settling himself at the desk. The fire department would either be grateful or disappointed that there wasn't a crab with a tiny firework on the island. It could go either way.

The clinic was open, not going to be set on fire by a crab today, and the alien was in.