Fandom Clinic, Monday 12/30

[stykera]

Stark was at the clinic as usual with his coffees for the nurses and himself. It was almost the end of peppermint coffee season but hopefully the new year would bring some new flavors to the Perk.

That would have to wait though. Coffees were less important than whatever was happening around Stabby's tank.

"Why are there so many birds?" Stark asked, staring as he tried to find an empty space to set the coffees down. "Why is there a tree in here?"

"His true loves have been sending him gifts," a nurse said. "You know. The lobsters? Today we've got 6 geese-a-laying which...just avoid the geese. Don't want anyone getting bit. They've set up a nice nesting spot over there and we're all just going to let them be for as long as they need."


The clinic was open, the crab had a lot of gifts, and the alien was in and confused.

Fandom Clinic, Tuesday

[doctorgingerspice]

There was a kiddie pool full of swans in the middle of the clinic lobby.

Not to mention an absurd number of other birds. And a tree. Still.

"It's- " one of the nurses started to say.

"Seven swans a-swimming," Will finished. "Yeah. Don't worry. I get it."