Fandom Clinic, Tuesday

[doctorgingerspice]

Will opened the door to the clinic, tried to step inside, and- couldn't. It was like there was an invisible wall preventing him from getting any further.

"What the hell's going on?" he demanded.

One of the nurses pointed to Stabby's tank, where the crab had an apple stuck to one claw.

"An apple a day," said one of the nurses.

"Keeps the doctor away," finished another.

"Very funny," Will rolled his eyes. "I should've known this place would take something like that literally. Can you get rid of the apple, please? I do have an actual patient to check in on."

"Have you ever tried taking an apple away from a crab?" one of the nurses scoffed.

"... No."

"Yeah, exactly. No can do."

So apparently Will was going to be spending his shift just outside the clinic, hoping no actual emergencies came up with their patient or anyone new.