Fandom Clinic, Tuesday

[doctorgingerspice]

Guess who had a cheeseburger in his tank today at the clinic?

Well, there was only one being in the clinic who regularly inhabited a tank- though to be fair, maybe one or more of the nurses lived in a tank. They're NPCs, it's never actually been established if they're all human. But the point was, there was only one tank at the clinic, which was Stabby's, and it had a cheeseburger.

"Are those approved for crabs?" he asked one of the nurses, remembering halfway through his question that they had no idea, having not wanted to do the research into crab diets.

"Oh, they're invisible ninja cheeseburgers," the nurse replied. "You don't question them."

"If I can see it, how's it invisible?"

"Because they're invisible until they're not," the nurse explained. "Case in point."

"Wh- gah!" there had not been a platter of cheeseburgers on the counter before. Now there was.

The clinic is open… and cheeseburger-filled. Apparently.