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[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee enters timidly. "Hello?"

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[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Lily enters behind him, a few minutes late for her shift.

"Can I help you?"

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee clears his throat. "I was told I could get some...err...contraceptives here?"

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"I'm right behind you, buddy."

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee absently clings to John.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

"Are you here for condoms also? Or just 'moral support'?

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

"Sure, no problem. How many, and what size?"

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

"What size?" Lee realizes that John didn't really go over that. I guess it was assumed? "What sizes do you have?"

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*Parker walks in, holding her stomach, looking vaguely ill*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee hides behind John.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker blinks, raises an eyebrow of wtf? at John, then smirks and takes a seat, still looking a little ill.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Lily looks past the boys at Parker.

"If it's not an emergency, I'll be with you in a few minutes."

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John hides behind Lee.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee kicks John in the shins.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker is now grinning evilly, despite the pain she's in.

"John-Boy? Adama? How are you doing, guys?" She tries for sympathy, but is too intrigued to really pull it off.

Exam Room 4

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Lily holds the door open for Parker.

"Have a seat. I'll need to take your temperature first."

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Okay." Parker is much more docile, away from the guys she was tormenting. She looks nauseous though, and very unhappy.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Lily holds up a thermometer, waiting for Parker to open her mouth, so she could stick it under her tongue.

"Did you eat anything out of the ordinary today? Have you had any other unusual symptoms lately? Is there any possibility of pregnancy?"

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Lisa walks into the clinic to find some of her secret candy stash, when she witnesses the goings-on in the clinic.

She mutters to herself. "There is a bowl FILLED WITH CONDOMS right outside the damn door. Also, if I can stretch a regular sized condom to fit OVER MY SKULL I'm pretty sure they'll fit everyone else just fine."

She makes a show of refilling the condom display to the brim, and flops down in the corner to check the charts. "A plethora! A plethora of condoms!"

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

I wasn't sure what they looked like in their packages.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

"Please, enlighten me, what exactly did you think Dr. Luv Gluv was trying to direct you to do? Take the tiny foil package and make a paper crane with it?"

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

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[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

(ooc-jumping over here, hope that's all right?)

Walking into the room, Wilson finished flipping through the chart and looked up to Parker with a warm smile.

"Good evening, Parker. Lily tells me you're having acute stomach pain. What else can you tell me? Is it localized in one spot? Does it come and go or is it constant?"

As he asked the questions he walked over to the exam table and set the file down. Turning towards Lily he asked.

"Did you take a temp?"

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"It's been off and on the last few days." Parker is too unhappy to tease the cute doctor. "And localized. Here," she pokes herself right below her stomach, over her intestines. "I feel like I'm getting *stabbed*, damnit. Ow, ow, ow."

God, she'd kill for a cigarette right now.

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[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

Wilson made a mental note of the temp (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandom_clinic/23784.html?thread=803816#t803816) and motioned Parker to lay back. Reaching with gentle hands, he began to examine her abdomen.

“I saw on the chart that you’ve been nauseous and had decreased appetite? Have you actually thrown up any? How about your energy level? Tired? I hate to do this but tell me if this hurts more, less or just the same…”

With that last bit, he pressed gently on her abdomen in the upper right quadrant.