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[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee enters timidly. "Hello?"

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Yes. Ow." Gets her breath back, shakes her head. "No. Ow ow ow, goddamnit, my stomach is *killing* me. This is worse than the broken ankle."

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

"Tell me about your stomache - did the pain come on suddenly, is it centralized to any specific area?"

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Sudden. And yes." She winces, stands up, and sits in one of the chairs again. "Right after lunch. And I didn't even eat in the cafeteria. And it's right-- ow!" She hits the sore spot below her belly button, and gasps.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Lily offers a hand to help Parker up again. "If you move into an exam room, we can discuss treatment options further."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker is going paler and paler. "Okay. Yes. That would be... good. Ow ow ow ow ow..."

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

"Exam 4 (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandom_clinic/23784.html?thread=783848#t783848) is open."

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee worries that Parker is pregnant.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John agrees with Lee and hopes it's triplets.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker would kill and consume any children she had at this point, so she hopes you're both wrong.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

PARKER EATS BABIES?! HOLY BALLS.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

PARKER IS NOT HUMAN.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

YOU *KNEW* THAT. GOD!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee hopes she names the babies after them. John and Lee and Johnnylee.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker faints at the very idea.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee glees!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

_{[[*chortling and dying]]}

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John agrees most readily.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker *whaps* them both upside the head.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

OW!