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[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee enters timidly. "Hello?"

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"I am so happy to hear that. Although I hate Celine Dion." Parker snickers. "But united in a common love... it's moving, really it is."

"I'm so sorry you have to get a shot, though!" She looks over at Lily. "I can wait until you're done for help. Lockjaw is awful! Especially for you, Crichton."

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Didn't you have gonorrhea a few weeks back? How's that clearing up for you?"

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Crichton, as you well know, I never had that. Or should I call you Mitchell, again, and remind you about the consequences of lying?" She snarls. Then gasps and doubles over.

Speaking through clenched teeth, she adds. "And unlike some people? I've been using birth control and other prevention methods for over a year. And don't need the buddy system to get my ... hair care products."

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Well..." John is at a brief loss. "You're mean! Besides, wouldn't you want a little Parkerette running around?"

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker is so thrown by this question that all she can do is stare for a full fifteen seconds.

*boggle*

*boggle*

*boggle*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"GOD, no," she finally answers. "Can you imagine a Mini-Me? A screaming, tantrum-throwing, unreasonable little-- *person*, to be responsible for? Kill me now. I mean it. Now."