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[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee enters timidly. "Hello?"

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[leeadama.livejournal.com]

"No."

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John smiles sympathetically. "Sorry buddy. At least she's smart and telling us what to do! The guy at the convenience store would've grunted at us and smirked!"

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

"Are you guys going to pass out again if we continue this? No offense, but I can't afford to have 'gave a guy a concussion explaining what a vulva is' on my transcript."

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"I didn't pass out! I stayed upright. Mostly." John is obviously very proud of himself.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

"Okay, do you have any other questions, or not?"

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John shakes his head. "Nope, I'm good. Lee?"

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee makes a whimpering noise.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John slips his arm around Lee for support only. "Okay, Lee. Time to leave. We'll talk about all this when we get back to the dorms. Okay?"

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

"You did take condoms, right? Bye boys, stop back here any time. And STUDY THOSE DIAGRAMS. I don't want you passing out between some poor girls thighs."

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Yes! Thanks! You're a nice...if scary lady.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John wiggles the package of condoms. "Yep, got him. And we'll study. I promise. Well, I'll study and make sure Lee doesn't stop breathing. Thanks!"

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee whispers. "I think I'm never going to have sex. Ever."

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John pats Lee on the back. "It's all right. You'll change your mind."

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee shudders.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John starts leading Lee slowly out of the clinc, hoping he didn't throw up on his shoes on the way back to the dorms.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

_{[ooc: *iz so very ded*]}

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

(ooc- *laughing hysterically.* omg this is great!)