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Parker laughs. "Crichton?"

"Parkie?" John replies.

She glares, then grins. "Why were you hiding behind Adama a second ago?"

"Because Lee had something on the back of his shirt that I wanted to remove. Dandruff or something," he says, flailing for an excuse.

Lee totally busts the cover by saying, "Omg, I NEVER have dandruff, h0r!!"

John slaps him on the back of the head. "Yes, you do! It's practically snowing, Adama!"

*falls off chair laughing*

Lily looks over again as Parker falls off of the chair.

"Are you alright?"

"Yes. Ow." Gets her breath back, shakes her head. "No. Ow ow ow, goddamnit, my stomach is *killing* me. This is worse than the broken ankle."

"Tell me about your stomache - did the pain come on suddenly, is it centralized to any specific area?"

"Sudden. And yes." She winces, stands up, and sits in one of the chairs again. "Right after lunch. And I didn't even eat in the cafeteria. And it's right-- ow!" She hits the sore spot below her belly button, and gasps.

Lily offers a hand to help Parker up again. "If you move into an exam room, we can discuss treatment options further."

Parker is going paler and paler. "Okay. Yes. That would be... good. Ow ow ow ow ow..."

"Exam 4 (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandom_clinic/23784.html?thread=783848#t783848) is open."

Lee worries that Parker is pregnant.

John agrees with Lee and hopes it's triplets.

Parker would kill and consume any children she had at this point, so she hopes you're both wrong.

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Lee hopes she names the babies after them. John and Lee and Johnnylee.

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OH. OH!! RIGHT! Yes. Dandruff. Mmm. Stupid...hair products...not...working...err..

John nods quickly as Lee finally gets the cover.

"We're also picking up some specialized shampoo for him."

"Ahhh." Parker gets her breath back, still holding her stomach, and nods knowingly. "I see. Special shampoo. Because Adama doesn't already *have* enough hair care products. He needs -- MORE."

I do!!!

"You couldn't borrow any from Thrace?" Parker blinks. "I mean, I'm sure she has stuff to control-- whatever. She has *great* hair."

~~Everything about Kara is great.~~ "I wouldn't borrow Kara's hair products! Those are for girls!"

"Are you sure?" Parker grins. "I mean, they lie a lot, those shampoo companies. Sometimes, they can be for men *or* women."