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[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee enters timidly. "Hello?"

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[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Lily enters behind him, a few minutes late for her shift.

"Can I help you?"

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee clears his throat. "I was told I could get some...err...contraceptives here?"

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"I'm right behind you, buddy."

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee absently clings to John.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

"Sure, no problem. How many, and what size?"

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*Parker walks in, holding her stomach, looking vaguely ill*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

"What size?" Lee realizes that John didn't really go over that. I guess it was assumed? "What sizes do you have?"

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee hides behind John.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

"Are you here for condoms also? Or just 'moral support'?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John clings back. He pats Lee's arm gently.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Both, I guess. I should probably pick up some condoms too."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker blinks, raises an eyebrow of wtf? at John, then smirks and takes a seat, still looking a little ill.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John hides behind Lee.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

"Well, generically, here at the clinic we have small, medium, and large... I can give you a variety if your not sure which would fit best."

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Dude, are you...above average? Average? Small?"

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

"What size?"

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee kicks John in the shins.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker is now grinning evilly, despite the pain she's in.

"John-Boy? Adama? How are you doing, guys?" She tries for sympathy, but is too intrigued to really pull it off.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Lily looks past the boys at Parker.

"If it's not an emergency, I'll be with you in a few minutes."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker laughs. "Crichton?"

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John pinches Lee's ear.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Large," John says without a hint of a smirk. Nope, no smirk there.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker nods tightly. "I don't think so. Just stomach pain."

She looks amused. "You go on helping the guys. With whatever. Yup."

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee bites his lip. "Medium," he says as quietly as possible.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker is wondering if this is their version of foreplay male-bonding, and wishes she had a video camera.