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[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee enters timidly. "Hello?"

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[leeadama.livejournal.com]

"That's just...wrong." Lee shakes his head trying to stop all the frakkin' images in his brain.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Don't listen to her, Lee. She eats babies, remember."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Yes, don't listen to her, Lee. She's a *girrrrrl*. What would *she* know about sex?" Parker mocks.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee realizes something. "Parker. Oh my gods. Um... if there was three things you want in a sex partner during the act -- what would they be?!"

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker can't believe he asked. But she's not about to pass this opportunity up.

"Stamina. Flexibility. Ability to take direction."

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee writes them all down on a wee piece of paper.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker leans forward. "And having a great body doesn't hurt."

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee confidently smiles.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

_[[*laugh*]]

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"If it's fun and it feels good, and no one says 'no', how can it be wrong?" Parker asks, fairly reasonably. Still grinning, though.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee worries that his hypothetical lady friend would want a flavored condom.