[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/ 2005-10-11 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
"Be sure to leave the condom on while you're... pulling out, and then just remove it carefully and be sure it gets into the trash. There's nothing special you have to do to throw it away."

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-10-11 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
"And tell him not to make balloon animals out of the condoms, Miss Evans."

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/ 2005-10-11 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
"Duly noted, John."

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/ 2005-10-11 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
"Yes, John has a good point - no balloon animals." Lily tries not to laugh.