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Lisa's in the House

Lisa opens the clinic, immediately refreshes the condom supply outside the door (typical), and goes back to the fridge to check on the gremlin in there. It doesn't appear to have moved, but she pokes it just in case.

"Gremlin? Gremmmmmlin? Hello?"

Satisfied, she puts it back in the fridge and grabs a few signs she made out of her bag.

Free Vaccinations at the Clinic today.
Rabies, The Plague, Meningitis, The Clap, you name it.

Several vaccinations are still in testing periods. The Clinic claims no responsibility for any side effects that may occur.

She sticks one to the outer door, and several around the campus right outside the clinic. Coming back inside to wait, she flips on House's mini-tv to catch the Fandom weather report.

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"Sheets I know," Angelus said. He gave her a grateful look. "And I appreciate you respecting the modesty. After yesterday... well, like I say. Kindness is a virtue."

"I can imagine. I'll turn around now, tell me when you are ready, okay? Do you need any help with your shirt, or do you think you can manage?"

Angelus moved to take the shirt off, then aborted the gesture, groaning loudly.

"Oh man, doc, I do not want to do that again," he puffed out a breath of air. He gave her a rueful grimace. "Too bad I didn't take two asprin already, huh?"

"Well, we'll see what we can do. Why don't you leave the shirt on, and then we'll do what we need to do. I'm going to have to do a quick visual exam first, to make sure there are no cuts that I'll aggravate, then I'll replace the sheet and do a tactile exam. Tell me if it hurts anymore than it already does, but I promise to be gentle."

"I really appreciate that, doc," Angelus said. Behind the privacy of the curtain he shucked his clothes as instructed, got on the cot, then covered himself with the sheet. He gave copious moans and groans as he did it.

Once on the cot, Angelus puffed out a few more breaths, getting his face flushed - or as flushed as a vamp's face could get - with the resulting pain that it caused.

With a voice that was sounding more and more like Angel's, not that Cuddy actually knew who Angel was, he called out, "Doc? I think I'm ready."

Lisa gives him a warm smile.

"It might help to look away, don't want to embarass you."

She pulls back the sheet slowly, and sucks in a sharp breath.

"Okay, I have two questions. One, ummm... if you are cut, do you bleed generally, or do you have a clotting issue of some kind? And two, what size... how big... normally... I need you to look down and tell me if that is normal."

"I do bleed when people cut me," Angelus said. He motioned to his lip. "You should've seen that yesterday. As for the rest - " he looked down. He winced. "Okay, not usually that color... colors. Wow. Ouch. Rest is fine though, thank God."

She coughs.

"Wow, okay, good then. Looks like she clipped your thigh, I'll clean that up and bandage it for you. The would is a little... abnormal, but I think you'll be fine. As for the rest, if that isn't swelling, you'll just need to be very careful. Lots of rest. Ice may be uncomfortable, but why don't we try a cool compress and see if that helps?"

"You are a saint, doc," Angelus said. His momentary surprise at the extent of his wounds over, he managed to put himself back into more of the wide-eyed, souled mode. "And I should know. I'm a devout Catholic.

"Hey, um," Angelus cleared his throat, leaning in again for confidentiality. "You're obviously a very skilled healthcare professional. Can I - can I ask you... no, no. I shouldn't. Sorry. I'm sure it's wrong for me to even bring it up."

"No, no, it's okay. You can feel free to ask me anything. My lips are sealed, and I promise you can't embarass me."

[ooc: just going to zing this left as we're waaaaaay off the page here]

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