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Lisa's in the House
Lisa opens the clinic, immediately refreshes the condom supply outside the door (typical), and goes back to the fridge to check on the gremlin in there. It doesn't appear to have moved, but she pokes it just in case.
"Gremlin? Gremmmmmlin? Hello?"
Satisfied, she puts it back in the fridge and grabs a few signs she made out of her bag.
Free Vaccinations at the Clinic today.
Rabies, The Plague, Meningitis, The Clap, you name it.
Several vaccinations are still in testing periods. The Clinic claims no responsibility for any side effects that may occur.
She sticks one to the outer door, and several around the campus right outside the clinic. Coming back inside to wait, she flips on House's mini-tv to catch the Fandom weather report.
"Gremlin? Gremmmmmlin? Hello?"
Satisfied, she puts it back in the fridge and grabs a few signs she made out of her bag.
Free Vaccinations at the Clinic today.
Rabies, The Plague, Meningitis, The Clap, you name it.
Several vaccinations are still in testing periods. The Clinic claims no responsibility for any side effects that may occur.
She sticks one to the outer door, and several around the campus right outside the clinic. Coming back inside to wait, she flips on House's mini-tv to catch the Fandom weather report.
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"It might help to look away, don't want to embarass you."
She pulls back the sheet slowly, and sucks in a sharp breath.
"Okay, I have two questions. One, ummm... if you are cut, do you bleed generally, or do you have a clotting issue of some kind? And two, what size... how big... normally... I need you to look down and tell me if that is normal."
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"Wow, okay, good then. Looks like she clipped your thigh, I'll clean that up and bandage it for you. The would is a little... abnormal, but I think you'll be fine. As for the rest, if that isn't swelling, you'll just need to be very careful. Lots of rest. Ice may be uncomfortable, but why don't we try a cool compress and see if that helps?"
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"Hey, um," Angelus cleared his throat, leaning in again for confidentiality. "You're obviously a very skilled healthcare professional. Can I - can I ask you... no, no. I shouldn't. Sorry. I'm sure it's wrong for me to even bring it up."
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