Lisa's in the House

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Lisa opens the clinic, immediately refreshes the condom supply outside the door (typical), and goes back to the fridge to check on the gremlin in there. It doesn't appear to have moved, but she pokes it just in case.

"Gremlin? Gremmmmmlin? Hello?"

Satisfied, she puts it back in the fridge and grabs a few signs she made out of her bag.

Free Vaccinations at the Clinic today.
Rabies, The Plague, Meningitis, The Clap, you name it.

Several vaccinations are still in testing periods. The Clinic claims no responsibility for any side effects that may occur.

She sticks one to the outer door, and several around the campus right outside the clinic. Coming back inside to wait, she flips on House's mini-tv to catch the Fandom weather report.

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[fh_jackass]

He rolls up his sleeve and sits down in a comfortable-looking chair.

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"You caught disco fever in the seventh grade? I thought mono was the kissing disease."

She smirks and begins pulling long syringes out of a drawer.

"I'm going to need you to take off your pants."

[fh_jackass]

He blinks a little at the syringes, but never one to be afraid of a little pain or nudity, Logan removes his pants. He's wearing blue boxers.

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"I just need to examine you first, to make sure you don't have any pre-existing conditions before I adminster the vaccinations. Everything in working order?"

[fh_jackass]

"Tip-tip shape," he says with a wink. "Do with me what you will."

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"Great," Lisa smiles, and then grabs his package with quite a bit of force.

"That doesn't hurt, does it?"


[OOC: Ummm... a playa's gotta play?]

[fh_jackass]

Startled, Logan lets out a noise that might be a squawk. Only cooler. And more manly. Really.

"Wow," he says. "I usually have to pay good money to get that kind of abuse. You got a leather catsuit and whip hidden around here somewhere?"

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"Oh, you have to come in on Fridays to get that kind of treatment." Lisa smirks. "And it isn't covered under your insurance."

"Are you sure you want all the vaccinations? A few are still in development and Fandom-specific. There's no real way to tell what the Gremlin and General Beast vaccinations will do, but then again, if you don't get them and something happens... your call."

[fh_jackass]

"I'll take the risk," he says. "Shoot me up!"

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"Okay."

Lisa grins and approaches him with the tray of needles. She runs her fingers over several extremely long implements, and settles on...

A tiny syringe.

She grabs his arm and gives him one injection.

"Mega-dose," she shrugs.

[fh_jackass]

"Thank you," he says. He rolls down his sleeve, but when he bends over to pick up his pants, he feels a little woozy. "I'm just going to sit here for a moment - that cool?" He leans back in the chair.

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Lisa stops kidding around, and looks honestly concerned.

"Yeah, that's fine, please, why don't you lie down? Any other problems? Tingling maybe? Pain?"

[fh_jackass]

"No," he says, a little distantly. "No pain." He scratches at his face. "I don't need to lie down. I'm just going to sit for a few."

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

"Okay. Please, if anything else happens, just let me know. Blurred vision, ringing in the ears, whatever. Do you want some water?"

[fh_jackass]

"Nah," he says, scratching his forehead again. "I'm fine. Don't worry about me, doc."