Lisa's in the House

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Lisa opens the clinic, immediately refreshes the condom supply outside the door (typical), and goes back to the fridge to check on the gremlin in there. It doesn't appear to have moved, but she pokes it just in case.

"Gremlin? Gremmmmmlin? Hello?"

Satisfied, she puts it back in the fridge and grabs a few signs she made out of her bag.

Free Vaccinations at the Clinic today.
Rabies, The Plague, Meningitis, The Clap, you name it.

Several vaccinations are still in testing periods. The Clinic claims no responsibility for any side effects that may occur.

She sticks one to the outer door, and several around the campus right outside the clinic. Coming back inside to wait, she flips on House's mini-tv to catch the Fandom weather report.

Comments

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

"Parker? No idea who that is, but she sounds like a great girl.

As for rectal exam? With your ass clenched so tight I can't imagine anyone would be able to breech it. Sure you don't have Jimmy Hoffa stashed up there? If you want me to work you over, don't tease me. I'll give you a medical exam you'll never forget. Ever seen 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest'?

Just get the hell out of my clinic.

And get a fucking haircut!"

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

_{[ooc: *totally high-fives Dr. Lisa!* I know it's wrong to laugh at Max's pain, but... he makes it so easy]}

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

_{[ooc: Ohmigod Parker loves you and wants to be Lisa's campaign manager. We need to find a way to get them to interact sometime before/after this weekend! *dance of joy that Parker doesn't have to run*]}

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

[rushmore-yankee.livejournal.com]

[ooc: oh good! team up on max! he's fifteen, scrawny and friendless. this should be a laugh riot. ._.]

[rushmore-yankee.livejournal.com]

[ooc: oh yeah. max, in canon, is the "worst student at Rushmore" ... meaning he's not actually going to be able to run for student government. he doesn't have the GPA. he just wants more extra-curricular stuff to do. have you seen Rushmore?]

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

[OOC: But we don't have GPAs yet, do we? You should be okay, for now. I figured this could be really fun - Parker has a lot of enemies amongst the male students at the school. We play this right, we could have the most hilarious battle of the sexes quite possibly ever. You in?]

[rushmore-yankee.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Although a battle of the sexes would be pretty rad, Max is hardly equipped to compete. He's not rich or a badass, he doesn't have super powers, friends, or a reputation. The best case scenario would be that Max/Lisa would split the vote and get Draco right into office. Which would be kind of fun in a meta sense, but also totally crushing to Max. And seriously, I'm not sure how much more crushed I want Max to get. So far, this high school totally sucks for him. You know?]

[fh_jackass]

[ooc: yeah, but if he runs against Parker, he could make friends. Logan might be willing to support him, if he thought Max had a chance.]

maybe not so much with the mun journal

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Exactly. He doesn't have to be the coolest kid around. He can completely stay in canon, and be caught in the tide as it were. He'd have an army behind him through no fault of his own. Gotta love that irony. *needles* Heh, no worries if you don't want to do it, but it has gas I think.]

Re: maybe not so much with the mun journal

[rushmore-yankee.livejournal.com]

[ooc: It's true, it's true. I know I'm being a pussy about it, but there's only so much enthusiasm I can muster when I've already had ONLY unpleasant (meta, of course; the ooc stuff has been great) IC threads so far. That's my fault, I guess... Max is a little unpleasant, for sure. I'm just not into him catching shit from all angles, all the time. And going into an election scenario has the potential to be really fucking depressing. For Max, and for me.]

Re: maybe not so much with the mun journal

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

[ooc: I can understand that. I would think this could strike a good balance. We could institute something between us, like a mercy rule (drop me an e-mail if something bugs you), and although we could do our trash talking to each other for fun when we meet up, sign a clean campaign promise and run a hysterically and bizarrely positive campaign that only hints at the underlying issues. And this way too, Max could have some really great postive reactions from the guys. I also play another female student too (Lilly Kane) if you want, we could have a run-in and she could take you under her snarky wing. But again, seriously, it is just an RPG. I'm just throwing out ideas.]

Re: maybe not so much with the mun journal

[rushmore-yankee.livejournal.com]

[ooc: I'll think about it. I'm super game, as a mun, to plot and develop: so, yeah, contact me anytime. I also have excellent IC/OOC barriers, so I can take what you can dish on Max, especially if it's in character. Seriously though, I've seen one episode of House (actually, the one the other night... with LL bleeding from his anus!!!), so I know nothing about your character's motivation. Would competing against Max, or squashing him in some way, be hugely gratifying to her? Max's way-crazy competitive streak is focused, basically, around romance. There's no romance in this for him, no girl who he's chasing after, no real reason to try and impress anyone. Therefore, I'm a little loath to get him into a war when there is no prize waiting for him. So, I dunno. Gimme a little time to think about it. I'm on massive deadline(s) right now, so I shouldn't be putting as much thought into this as I am. But I appreciate the plotting effort. And oh man. Lilly Kane. Lilly, Lilly, Lilly. I await, anxiously, the Lilly/Logan reunion. Must pass on the links to that, when it happens, okay?]

[rushmore-yankee.livejournal.com]

Max does not pass go. He does not collectgive Parker's $200 to the clinic. He just turns and leaves. Or tries to. Again, the prescription on his back-up glasses is old. So he knocks over a plant on his way out.

[And then runs into Logan in the other post.]