Clinic Application

[gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com]

PLease fill this out and deliver it to my desk in the clinic.


1. Name, age, point of origin
2. Any special powers/abilitites
3. Why are you interested in helping out in the clinic?
4. What skills/experiencecan you offer the clinic?
5. Scenario: The school doctor is watching television in an unused room. A patient comes in complaining of a stomache ache. What do you do?
6. Scenario: The school doctor is watching television in an unused room. A patient comes in with a bullet wound. What do you do?
7. Scenario: The school doctor is watching television in an unused room. A patient comes in complaining of severe pain, but there are no obvious wounds.. What do you do?
8. What is an ultrasound used for?
9. What does the abbreviation GOMER mean?
10. Do you think principalconnor needs to know everything that goes on inside the clinic?

Stapled to the application is a wavier, releasing Dr Hosue of any libility, should anyone on his staff get hurt or injured while working in the clinic. It must besigned by the applicant and two adult witnesses, preferably parents/guardians ir the appliant is under age. Principal or teachers at the school will also suffice.

Comments

[good-shepard.livejournal.com]

1. Jack Shepard, 15, Los Angeles, California
2. These aren't necessarily "powers", but I do feel like I have an innate sense of right and wrong and high moral standards.
3. I'm interested in becoming a surgeon, and I think the experience would be good for me. I like to help people a lot. Some might say I have a bit of a "hero complex", but I don't think that's so. I just like to help people.
4. My father, Dr. Christian Shepard, has been a doctor for many many years. I've learned a lot just by listening to his stories, and he's taught me many things firsthand.
5. Give him some Pepto-Bismol.
6. Take him into surgery immediately to remove the bullet.
7. Order an ultrasound and some X-rays.
8. An ultrasound is a way to look inside your patient, often used to view a infant in vitro.
9. Get Out of My Emergency Room.
10. Yes. It's of utmost importance to maintain open lines of communication with the principal of the school.

[gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com]

We need to discuss number ten.

principalconnor does not need to know what goes on in my clinic unless it is an extreme situation. Repeat that back and we'll get you in a position here.

[good-shepard.livejournal.com]

*reluctantly*

principalconnor does not need to know what goes on in the clinic unless it is an extreme situation. Yes, sir.

[gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com]

*Pats him on the shoulder*

Thank you. I'm sure you're going to fit right in.

[good-shepard.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Doctor.