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"Peachy. And very, very entertained. I feel better for having come to the clinic already." Then she winces. "And, apparently, stabbing pains in my stomach are just a new fun thing."

"That's what I've been trying to tell him except you're way was much better."

She deadpans back. "And you're a medium, Adama."

John slaps him on the back of the head. "Yes, you do! It's practically snowing, Adama!"

Lily smiles politely. "That's why we go through training to work in the clinic. Do either of you have any other questions?"

*falls off chair laughing*

"Probably the smoking. It's bad for you. Eat the stomach lining and spits it out. Terrible thing."

Is there any sort of special disposal process I have to do with an, um, used condom?

"Thank you, Miss Evans." Lee looks slightly relieved.

"And I'm a large," John interjects. "And you're lungs have got to be black by now!"

*glares from the floor, where the giggles left her*

So, I guess the MFCD is breaking up? What a darn shame. ~~And they said you boys would be 2-gether 4-evah!~~

As Lee is very polite to women, he refrains from snapping something mean back. Instead he just glares a bit more.

"Wow, we're all in the same reality. What are the odds of that at *this* school?" Parker snarks. Then smirks.

"Any... particular reason you two are here... together?"

OH. OH!! RIGHT! Yes. Dandruff. Mmm. Stupid...hair products...not...working...err..

*grins happily*

"I'm sure you're proportional to... your height, Adama."

"Be sure to leave the condom on while you're... pulling out, and then just remove it carefully and be sure it gets into the trash. There's nothing special you have to do to throw it away."

Lily smiles, warmly this time.

"You're welcome, Lee."

"The mating habits of boys in the wild," Parker mutters under her breath. "Next, on Discovery Channel."

"We're friends, Parkie. Lee asked to come and I did the friendly thing and came with him." John glares at her some more.

John nods quickly as Lee finally gets the cover.

"We're also picking up some specialized shampoo for him."

Parker hears that, just looks at John, grinning.

"Oh. I see. You came together?"

"The MFCD is fine, Parkie. We're united in our cause of spreading the love of Celine's music across the world."

Lily looks over again as Parker falls off of the chair.

"Are you alright?"

"Ahhh." Parker gets her breath back, still holding her stomach, and nods knowingly. "I see. Special shampoo. Because Adama doesn't already *have* enough hair care products. He needs -- MORE."

I do!!!