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fandom_clinic2024-01-12 09:00 am
doesdoctorstuff) wrote in fandom_clinic2024-01-12 09:00 am
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Fandom Clinic, Friday
It was a very grumpy and out of sorts Navaan that was in the clinic today. The nurses had found her hidey hole in the back rooms and pulled her out, with a lot of hissing and spitting and yowling. They'd also made her get rid of her fake!death version of herself, leaving Navaan thoroughly put out.
Now a nurse was stationed near by the exam rooms, wielding a broom and an angry expression, ready to swat her with it if she so much as started to skitter back there.
There was only one source of comfort to be found in this dark pit of darkness: Stabby. Rather than finding themselves enemies, the vampire and the crab had found themselves unlikely allies in this place, drawn together by a cruel world that continually denied them even modest creature comforts, like a place to live or a lot of drugs.
"You said it," Navaan said, passing Stabby a nipper bottle of vodka. "I miss my little guys. I miss my old guy. I miss my old clinic. I miss back before gentrification ruined the best lurking spots. I do not miss Vanorva, it was a stupid fucking town. Say, did I ever tell you how I got outta there? So it was a magic city full of virgins, and they were all secretly cursed--"
The Clinic is open and Navaan is not helping Stabby be a better person!
Now a nurse was stationed near by the exam rooms, wielding a broom and an angry expression, ready to swat her with it if she so much as started to skitter back there.
There was only one source of comfort to be found in this dark pit of darkness: Stabby. Rather than finding themselves enemies, the vampire and the crab had found themselves unlikely allies in this place, drawn together by a cruel world that continually denied them even modest creature comforts, like a place to live or a lot of drugs.
"You said it," Navaan said, passing Stabby a nipper bottle of vodka. "I miss my little guys. I miss my old guy. I miss my old clinic. I miss back before gentrification ruined the best lurking spots. I do not miss Vanorva, it was a stupid fucking town. Say, did I ever tell you how I got outta there? So it was a magic city full of virgins, and they were all secretly cursed--"
The Clinic is open and Navaan is not helping Stabby be a better person!
The Front Desk
Oh, well, none of them are here. Let Navaan look at you.
The Exam Rooms
OOC