doctorgingerspice: (concerned)
Will Halstead ([personal profile] doctorgingerspice) wrote in [community profile] fandom_clinic2023-08-01 10:21 am

Fandom Clinic, Tuesday

“Well,” said one of the nurses drily, with a loud slurping sip of whatever beverage they were currently enjoying. “Look what the crab dragged in.”

“It’s summer,” Will shook his head. “I’m allowed to go on vaca- what on Earth is going on?”

“Oh, that,” another nurse said, with a dismissive wave at the gaggle of crawfish gathered outside Stabby’s tank. “They showed up this morning. Apparently the stained glass in the window made them think this place is a church. We’re sure they’ll figure out the truth eventually, but in the meantime Stabby’s enjoying the opportunity to give a sermon.”

Will sighed. “Honestly, why do I even ask?”

[the ocd is still on vacation!]
two_idiots_one_body: (suspicious in hat)

[personal profile] two_idiots_one_body 2023-08-02 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
"Stabby." Arthur made a mental note of that. "A sermon? He's a priest to...whatever those are?"

They look like weird crab/bug things. Probably some weird Fandom creature.
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[personal profile] two_idiots_one_body 2023-08-03 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
"Right. Yes." Arthur shook that off. "Do you know anything about his missing relatives, then?"