doctorgingerspice: (oh come on)
Will Halstead ([personal profile] doctorgingerspice) wrote in [community profile] fandom_clinic2023-02-14 08:02 am
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Fandom Clinic, Tuesday

Will had no idea why whatever the pollen did to people seemed to have skipped over him, but he wasn't actually complaining. He didn't have a girlfriend at the moment, and he really wasn't a hookups kinda guy.

Unfortunately, the staff at the clinic were definitely affected, judging by the giggling and occasional moan coming from one of the supply closets.

Also-

"What's he up to?" Will asked, nodding toward's Stabby's (once again uncovered) tank as he put out another bowl of free condoms.

"Looking for hookups on Grouper. Sea creature Tinder," the nurse added, before Will could ask.

"Why not just Plentyoffish?"

"That's only for human- or human-passing- types," the nurse shook their head. Obviously, Will. Come on.