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FTEC, Saturday, (9/10) - The Clinic of Dramatic Events

Scully was checking on people. People who were there looking randomly ill. Did they have cancer? Maybe they had ebola! Maybe it was an alien narcotic coursing through their system, transforming them into flies-- no, wait, she'd already experienced that.

Whatever. She was a triple doctorate Ph.D and a Federal Agent; she would solve it.

Also, now she was eating for two. Mostly pistachio ice cream and green Jell-O. She'd have to call Bruce, her secret husband, and let him in on the impending happy event soon!

A pie plate floated after her without her noticing it. The nurses hummed an old spooky television theme, looking knowing.

[Open! ~~one sec for threads!~~ OCD up!]

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They are sympathetic and wearing great outfits. They want to HELP you. Just HELP you.

Terminal Illness Hank stumbled in the door, looking pale. "I think I'm dying!" he choked out.

The nurses-- sympathetically-- all came out in haz-mat suits, and zipped Terminal Illness Hank into an isolation bubble.

"Sir, do you have a fever? Contusion? Chills? Vomiting? Bleeding from every orifice known to man?"

"Yes..." Terminal Illness Hank croaked. "...All of that..." He toppled forward and passed out inside the isolation bubble.

Behind him, Sneezy Hank stumbled in the door and sneezed. "Anyone got a Sudafed?"

The nurses leaped at him, ninja-style, and zipped him into a bubble too. Then they started drawing blood from Terminal Illness Passed-Out Hank, and said, "Sir, do you know your clone? Are you the clone? Or is this a wild coincidence, and you're not really the carrier for an epic contagion?"

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It was mid-afternoon when a still-damp Wrigley's stumbled into the clinic, looking very dramatically Beautiful and Lost and Sad.

"I ... I need help," she sighed. "Please help me."

The nurses, all of them, were Concerned. "Fill out this chart, please. And tell us, Beautiful Lost Stranger, do you have proof of insurance? Do you want a doctor? How about a lollipop?"

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"I ... I don't know any of this," Wrigley's said, frowning at the form with perfect, beautiful tears in her perfect, beautiful eyes. "I don't know if I have insurance. I don't know if I have a doctor. Maybe I am a doctor. Maybe I know powerful medical secrets and that's why they tried to kill me! Or maybe I'm an international jewel thief and stole money from the wrong people! Perhaps I'll never know! I have amneiesia!"

Wrigley's swooned, dramatically, into the nearest chair, one hand artfully on her forehead.

"Could I have a lollipop?" she asked. "Orange, if you have them."

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For those who are ill! Or just hypochondriacs! Or having an assignation with a sympathetic nurse!

It was terrible. Terrible! Just this morning, he'd been so happy and full of life (...and okay, experiencing worrying blackouts of increasingly longer duration) and now he was dying. Of a brain tumor.

Just when he thought he'd figured out how to make his curse seem less... curse-like... it did this to him! Oh, woe was Toby Logan. Woe.

"NOOoooooooo!" Kenzi threw herself onto the comatose body of one of her only true loves, and wailed. "NO NO NO NO NYET! NYET! NOooooo! Tobyyyyyy!"

Toby did not respond, of course, for he was in a COMA. But somehow, through the dense fog that was the astral plane, he could sense it- her presence. Too bad he couldn't let her know that he could hear her.

She's concerned about you. And why your blood might be poisoning you.

Bruce - wearing his wedding ring - walked into the clinic and strode right over to the desk. "Hello, my dear Dana. I hope you're well to... Ooh. Is that one of those new floating pie plates I've heard so much about?"

Bruce's wandering eye had struck again, but this time it wasn't focused on another person to secretly marry. For a change.

Scully smiled in delight at her husband, then beamed at it proudly. "Yes, it was just a little something I was working on-- it's not supposed to be following me though." She sighed. "I need my little hobbies! Since we don't get enough time together."

"You know how it is. I have international business to handle that keeps me occupied most of the time," Bruce said. Dropping his voice to a whisper, he added, "Also, we wouldn't want to raise suspicions."

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Toby had blacked out again; but this time, when he came to, he was in front of what looked to be some sort of medical facility. So he was taking it as a sign and, after picking himself up and quickly combing his hair (thankfully, when he'd been robbed earlier the thief had been kind enough to leave his comb behind), he walked into the clinic. Barefoot.

"Can someone help me?" he cried.

Despite a crying jag, and then a session destroying things in the back room, Scully was still a professional. "Nurse, start a chart. Other nurse, get this man water. Sir, what seems to be the problem?" Scully whipped off her stethoscope and demanded, "And is it contagious?"

She had the baby to think of!

"I don't think so?" Toby said, scratching his head in confusion. "I just- I keep waking up in places and having no memory as to how I got there." He looked down at the ground. "It's beginning to frighten me."

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For, uh. Whatever.

Kenzi snuck in, and stole medical records. Tony Stark's. Maybe other people's too.

Sneaky theme music played as she tiptoed around, then pulled herself out the window.

*sings the theme to General Hospital* *or maybe that's Gray's Anatomy*

*loves you and the OCD like whoa*

*snickerrr* Thank youuu!

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