FTEC, Sunday Evening

[stykera]

Stark had not woken up as a weetiny alien on Saturday. He'd just woken up regular-sized and spent most of the weekend in his room, like he does. So, being a regular-sized Stark, he was in the clinic for his regular Sunday shift. And he had candy, for any wee students who might stop by. Because tiny children like candy, don't they? And they couldn't possibly have had enough candy yet this weekend.


((Come see the nice alien for all your weetiny medical needs. He has chocolate! And if you ask nice, he might glow for you.))

ETA: Grabbing dinner. Back soonish, I think. Back!!

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[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter wandered in. He wanted to be sure Nadia hadn't broken his nose when she dropped it on the floor.

[stykera]

Stark looked down at the weetiny boy and smiled in what he hoped was a friendly fashion.

"Hello. Do you need help?"

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"Yes," Walter said, nodding seriously at the man in the funny mask. "Nadia dropped my nose on the floor. Is it brokened?"

[stykera]

Stark blinked. This being Fandom and Stark being Stark, removable noses weren't completely outside the realm of possibility, but that was still a strange thing to hear.

"Someone took off your nose and dropped it?" Stark crouched down next to the boy and shook his head. "It doesn't look brokened. Broken."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"It doesn't feel brokened, but she dropped it and she's not a doctor or a mum." He peeked up through his hair at Stark. "Are you sure it's okay?"

[stykera]

Stark reached out a hand, slowly, to inspect Walter's face to make sure all the pieces were not brokened.

"She shouldn't have dropped your nose. Why did she have your nose? Only you should have your nose..." Stark trailed off and then shook his head again. "Not broken. Did she really drop your nose on the floor?"

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"Uh huh, she took my nose because I was tickling her. And then she dropped it. And Pip said he had another one I could have, but I didn't want a big French nose. So she found my nose and gave it back, but she dropped it onna floor!" Walter huffed and looked terribly offended that a girl would do that.

[stykera]

"That is terrible," Stark said, completely seriously. "But that's good that she gave it back. You wouldn't want to have no nose. How would you smell anything?"

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"That's what I said!" Walter nodded happily that this big person understood his worry. "But it's not brokened? If it's brokened, I'm feeding her to a great. big. shark!"

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Alanna came in, proudly holding a banana. Faithful was napping on her shoulder. "You're not Allie!"

[stykera]

Stark smiled at the tiny redhead and her omgsocute kitten.

"No. I'm not. I'm Stark. Why would I be Allie?"

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

"She was here this morning and she sent me out to get breakfast and a banana for her. So I got here a banana, but then I decided to go explore the park and now she's not here." Faithful mewled.

[stykera]

"Oh." Stark considered that and decided it made perfect sense. "I think Allie went back to the school."

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Alanna considered this also. "Would you like a banana?"

[stykera]

"Yes? Thank you. Would you like some chocolate?" Because, Stark reasoned, it was only fair to trade for the banana.

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

"Yes please." Alanna bounced a little and handed the banana to Stark.

[stykera]

Stark took the banana and handed over a peanut butter cup to Alanna. Because peanut butter cups were the best kind of candy.

"D'you like these?"

[absolutesnark]

Before heading back to the attic to play with magic, Piper stops by the clinic. She had handwavily fallen down sometime during the day and scraped her elbow. Being five, it was a real emergency! Also, maybe she could score some candy.

[stykera]

Stark waved to the next tiny person who walked in. "Hello! Do you need help? Or chocolate?"

[absolutesnark]

"I hurted my arm," Piper said, showing Stark the wee scrape mark on her elbow. "And I need chocolate, yes."

[stykera]

Stark handed Piper a chocolate before bending down to inspect the wee scrape on the wee elbow. "Yes, you did hurt it," he said with a nod. "I'm going to clean this off. And then give you a bandage. Will that be okay?"

[absolutesnark]

Piper happily accepted the chocolate. Because she needed more sugar. "Will it hurt?"

[stykera]

"I don't know." Because he didn't. It wasn't like he had experience dealing with weetiny humans and their ailments.

"I hope not."

[absolutesnark]

Piper looked nervous. "I hope not, too."

[stykera]

"It won't hurt much. I think. If it hurts. It might not. I don't know," he said again, and led Piper to a sink complete with horrible stinging things to clean off scrapes with. Not that he knew they would sting horribly to a weetiny person.

"I'm going to put some of this on your arm now," he said.