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fandom_clinic2005-10-10 06:54 pm
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Lee enters timidly. "Hello?"
"That's just...wrong." Lee shakes his head trying to stop all the frakkin' images in his brain.
"Nothing weird. Just a muffin, some coffee, a handful of aspirin.... Um, I've been nauseous off and on. No appetite at *all*. Headache." She winces. "And okay, a bare micro-possibility of pregnancy, but I doubt it. I'm not late, or anything like that."
"Well..." John is at a brief loss. "You're mean! Besides, wouldn't you want a little Parkerette running around?"
"Alright, sit tight for a minute, I'm going to grab your chart and consult Dr. Wilson."
Lily leaves quickly.
Lily leaves quickly.
Parker *whaps* them both upside the head.
"Don't listen to her, Lee. She eats babies, remember."
Lisa walks into the clinic to find some of her secret candy stash, when she witnesses the goings-on in the clinic.
She mutters to herself. "There is a bowl FILLED WITH CONDOMS right outside the damn door. Also, if I can stretch a regular sized condom to fit OVER MY SKULL I'm pretty sure they'll fit everyone else just fine."
She makes a show of refilling the condom display to the brim, and flops down in the corner to check the charts. "A plethora! A plethora of condoms!"
She mutters to herself. "There is a bowl FILLED WITH CONDOMS right outside the damn door. Also, if I can stretch a regular sized condom to fit OVER MY SKULL I'm pretty sure they'll fit everyone else just fine."
She makes a show of refilling the condom display to the brim, and flops down in the corner to check the charts. "A plethora! A plethora of condoms!"
Parker is so thrown by this question that all she can do is stare for a full fifteen seconds.
*boggle*
*boggle*
*boggle*
*boggle*
*boggle*
*boggle*
Parker is adoring Lee for the amusement factor.
I wasn't sure what they looked like in their packages.
"Please, enlighten me, what exactly did you think Dr. Luv Gluv was trying to direct you to do? Take the tiny foil package and make a paper crane with it?"
"If it's fun and it feels good, and no one says 'no', how can it be wrong?" Parker asks, fairly reasonably. Still grinning, though.
"Yes, don't listen to her, Lee. She's a *girrrrrl*. What would *she* know about sex?" Parker mocks.
"He wants to make balloon animals with them."
Lee looks utterly confused at her.
Lee kicks John in the shins again.
Lee worries that his hypothetical lady friend would want a flavored condom.
Lee realizes something. "Parker. Oh my gods. Um... if there was three things you want in a sex partner during the act -- what would they be?!"
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