ext_56596 ([identity profile] jayne-serenity.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_clinic2005-10-04 06:40 am

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//my eyes are open. Im sure my eyes are open. where am I? Howd I get here? Why is there a troupe of reavers in my head? OK, blurry light, blurry light is better then no light, which is better then dark, which is... gorram it. That dont make sense. All right, so, fuzzy light, bed that aint mine and body heat thats small and furry. furry, and blue? No, that was big, and naked, no, that was me. I think Im naked...cant move, feel weight.. bright blurry light, all right. Im alone, cant talk, cant ask.. why wont my mouth work...whered Sheldon go? Whyd Phebes leave, again. George, wanna go out with George, but I new I had to do this, what was this? I dont remember...//

Jayne attempts to sit up, and fails, falling back on the cot crying out in head and body pain, His eyes fly open and he looks around wildly, desperately. It takes him a few moments to realize that hes in an approximation of a med lab, a place he hates to be. He moves to pull the IV out, but finds that movement is simply too painful.

The Package... where is the package?

He looks around, hoping to see *anybody* who can tell him where his pants are

[identity profile] deadlikegeorge.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
((Dude! What the hell did Jayne get up to last night?))

[identity profile] bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
(OOC: Alcohol poisoning. The big part starts here (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhighdorms/146470.html))

[identity profile] deadlikegeorge.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
((Ah! Thanks. Jayne and his Mudder's Milk....))
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[personal profile] sensethevisions 2005-10-04 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
((What happened?))

[identity profile] bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
(OOC: Alcohol poisoning. The big part starts here (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhighdorms/146470.html))
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[personal profile] sensethevisions 2005-10-04 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
((OOC: Phoebe is so going to flip out))

[identity profile] bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
::was sleeping with his head on his arms at a desk::

::starts awake when Jayne yells and yawns::

It's about time you woke up.

::walks over::

Leave the IV alone. You're badly dehydrated and need the fluids.

[identity profile] bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
::makes a shushing sound::

It's okay, Jayne. You got horribly drunk last night and almost died, but you're okay now.

Also, ::looks embarassed:: your clothes are in my room. They were soaking wet, so I had to strip you before wrapping you up.

[identity profile] bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
That's partly because of your dehydration, I believe. You should feel better soon. I don't want to give you any painkillers until Doctor House or one of the nurses says it's okay.

Would you like to sit up?

[identity profile] bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
::sighs frustratedly::

Fine. But DON'T take out that IV yet. You need the fluids.

::leaves a note for Doc House or one of the nurses on the front desk, then leaves to go get Jayne's clothes::

[identity profile] bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
::returns about 30 minutes later with the clothes in a large plastic bag and a smaller one with stuff in it::

I emptied your pockets and put the stuff in here ::lifts the smaller bag:: before I wrung the last of the water out of your clothes. ::lifts larger bag.

::puts both bags beside Jayne's cot::

(OOC: Would Hank have noticed or cared about whatever "it" is?)

[identity profile] bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
(OOC: bluemanoncampus @ gmail)

::helps Jayne sit up, then hands over the bag::

[identity profile] bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
::looks sad and embarassed as well::

Oh, Jayne.

::takes the ringbox and looks at the ring, then closes it::

You're a good man. I'll let Elizabeth know that it's a gift of friendship, to help out. It's a wonderful ring.

::gently:: You get some more rest and I'll see to getting you some dry clothes for when they finally release you. Are you still staying with Sands?

[identity profile] bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I get them as soon as I can. Where do you keep your clothes and what would you like?

[identity profile] bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
::looks at the clock above the door::

I have class in a few minutes, but I'll bring your clothes over afterwards.

[identity profile] persian-eunuch.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
*comes in, out of breath* Jayne...

((ooc: And writer is off to work. Back at 9:30-ish Eastern.))

[identity profile] persian-eunuch.livejournal.com 2005-10-05 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
*still out of breath and not entirely "with it" to think out his next words too well* I sorry, my Lord. Just want to make sure you all right.

*actually heard the word "poison" and frankly panicked*

[identity profile] persian-eunuch.livejournal.com 2005-10-05 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
*turns red* I not thinking...

[identity profile] persian-eunuch.livejournal.com 2005-10-05 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
I understand. You not want me around.

I sorry for caring. *turns away*

[identity profile] deadlikegeorge.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
George paused just outside the doorway, her breath catching in her throat when she sees Jayne sprawled inelegantly on the cot, with Hank fussing over his IV and Bagoas standing over him with a look of panic. She'd heard through the grapevine that Jayne was in a bad way, and thought to come tease him. Well. That's out. she thinks to herself, ignoring the fact that what she was feeling was remarkably like jealousy. Looks like he already has enough admirers. I'm sure Elizabeth is already on her way.

Without a word, she begins to back out slowly, hoping that no one notices her exit. Oh, well. Dinner dates are highly overrated, anyway.

About 11:00 AM

[identity profile] bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
::walks in with another bag of clothes::

Here you go, Jayne. Have you been discharged yet?

Re: About 11:00 AM

[identity profile] bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
::briefly and unconsciously admires Jayne's body::

Let me know if I can assist you any further. Just be careful with yourself, okay?

Re: About 11:00 AM

[identity profile] bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Certainly. See you later, Jayne.

::gives Jayne one last concerned look, then walks out of the clinic::