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fandom_clinic2026-04-01 12:42 pm
stykera) wrote in fandom_clinic2026-04-01 12:42 pm
Fandom Clinic, Wednesday 4/1
"It's Wednesday," one of the nurses said flatly. "It's not Monday."
"Yes, I know that," Stark said with a roll of his eye. "I had glitter class after I did the radio notes so of course I know what day it is but Monday I was just...I wasn't here. So I'm here today instead."
"This some sort of April Fool's thing?" another nurse asked suspiciously, opening the lid to one of the coffees and peering at it like the liquid might hold the answer.
"No! I'm just here today because I wasn't here the other day and I thought I might be useful but I can just go if you'd rather."
One of the nurses sighed. "We're just not used company on other days. It's fine. Stay. Drink your coffee. Don't open the cabinets on the left there, things keep falling out, and watch out for Stabby."
"Why?" Stark asked, looking at the tank.
"He's playing hide and seek and he's usually got a knife when he does that."
"...of course."
The clinic was open, the crab was lurking, and the alien was in even though it wasn't Monday.
"Yes, I know that," Stark said with a roll of his eye. "I had glitter class after I did the radio notes so of course I know what day it is but Monday I was just...I wasn't here. So I'm here today instead."
"This some sort of April Fool's thing?" another nurse asked suspiciously, opening the lid to one of the coffees and peering at it like the liquid might hold the answer.
"No! I'm just here today because I wasn't here the other day and I thought I might be useful but I can just go if you'd rather."
One of the nurses sighed. "We're just not used company on other days. It's fine. Stay. Drink your coffee. Don't open the cabinets on the left there, things keep falling out, and watch out for Stabby."
"Why?" Stark asked, looking at the tank.
"He's playing hide and seek and he's usually got a knife when he does that."
"...of course."
The clinic was open, the crab was lurking, and the alien was in even though it wasn't Monday.
Front Desk
Exam Rooms
Or fooling around.
But you never know.
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