Fandom Clinic, Monday 3/17

[stykera]

The nurses and Stabby were all wearing green today. Stabby's green was a ridiculous tiny hat but it still counted.

"He's gonna pinch you," a nurse warned Stark. "Don't get close."

"I have a green shirt!" Stark protested.

"You've met the crab. Do you really think wearing green will prevent pinching?"

Stark gave the tank a wide berth, hoped Stabby wouldn't leave said tank, and settled in at the desk.

The clinic was open. The crab was pinchy. The alien was in.

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Re: Front Desk

[stykera]

"My leak is less messy," Stark said with half-smile. "I'll make sure you have what you need."

Mostly because one of the nurses had already started prepping because they were all very very good at their jobs.

"This way," he said, gesturing towards the exam room for Quinn's benefit. "Not far. You'll be taken good care of here."

Re: Front Desk

[deathtofrendo]

“If you say so.”

Quinn stumbled away in the general direction of the exam room.

“If it’s more than duct tape I’ll be impressed.”

Re: Front Desk

[sharp_man]

"Duct tape is only for field dressings," Hannibal said, deadpan. "In a clinic, we're classier."