Fandom Clinic, Monday 11/14

[stykera]

After a class of drawing and coloring for an assortment of small children, Stark stopped by the Perk for coffee (and hot chocolate for the younger set) and headed to the clinic with still-tiny Travis in tow.

"Look!" A newly tiny nurse greeted him. "Babby Stabby Crabby!"

At least tiny Stabby wasn't armed?

Stark set to finding the sparkliest and brightest bandaids he could and making sure the lollipop supply would be sufficient for the day.

The clinic was open, the alien was in and still his usual size, the crab was tiny, and so was one of the nurses.

Comments

Front Desk

[stykera]

Where the alien is with so many lollipops and bandaids for any weetiny injuries and where the tiny crab and firefighter are as well.

Re: Front Desk

[sexy_giraffe]

"I am grievously wounded," Tahani announced from the doorway.

This was untrue.

Re: Front Desk

[stykera]

Stark looked up, then nodded. This did seem Terribly Serious.

"Are you? What happened?"

Did another child bite you for being rude, maybe?

Re: Front Desk

[sexy_giraffe]

Other people couldn't handle her honesty, okay.

"I was being a ballet--" close, "--and fell all the way over."

And ripped her skirt, which would be an actual tragedy.

Re: Front Desk

[stykera]

Honesty. Sure.

"All the way over?" Stark shook his head. "Are you going to be alright?"

Re: Front Desk

[sexy_giraffe]

"No," Tahani told him.

Re: Front Desk

[stykera]

"I'm sorry. Maybe I can help? I have ice. And bandaids."

Re: Front Desk

[sexy_giraffe]

"Plasters," Tahani corrected. "Are there princess ones?"

Re: Front Desk

[chef_chocobro]

Goose had claimed that he had a special healing factor, but Ignis had his doubts, and he was also pretty sure with the way that other boy ran around all the time, it would have to be a pretty impressive healing factor to keep up! So he figured some supplemental materials may be required...

...and it was also a good distraction from the very deep sense of internal distress he was feeling over not having been able to find the prince, and not being able to find any Kingsglaive to inform him or if Noctis was merely engaged in some other official business that they'd somehow failed to tell him about.

"Excuse me, sir," he said, giving the person at the desk a nod as he came in, "do you keep a stock of potions and other restoratives here on hand in the case of emergencies?"

Re: Front Desk

[stykera]

"I don't have any potions," Stark said, returning the nod. "We do have medicines and plenty of bandages. Are you having an emergency?"

He didn't seem to be but it never hurt to check. Especially around here.

Re: Front Desk

[chef_chocobro]

"Not yet," Ignis assured him. "Shockingly. But I fear it may be only a matter of time, and an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure."

He pushed his glasses up by the bridge.

"I should like to ensure we aren't stuck with one in the near future."

Re: Front Desk

[stykera]

"It's always best not to have emergencies," Stark said. "What can I help you with then? I have plenty of bandages. Maybe antibiotic ointment?"

Re: Front Desk

[chef_chocobro]

"Bandages would be very helpful," Ignis decided, "and antibiotic ointment sounds useful, too. And perhaps whatever you can spare to help with bumps, bruises, and excessive damage. He says he has a healing factor, but I'm not sure if I trust it to be able to keep up with him."

Re: Front Desk

[stykera]

"Would you like sparkly ones?" Stark asked, holding up the very sparkly bandaid box. "Or neon?"

Tiny Ignis didn't seem like he'd go for the animal print for some reason.

"And for bumps, maybe one of the cold packs you can keep in the freezer?"

Stark didn't know it yet but there were even boo-boo bears in there in addition to the squishy blue gel ones.

Re: Front Desk

[chef_chocobro]

Stark. Stark.

Have you seen the wardrobe of the man who he'd grow up to be? The amount of animal print on display on that Africa trip alone...!

It would have to be subtle, of course, but a well-executed animal print was nothing to be ignored!

"Probably neon," Ignis decided, carefully, after a nod, "if those are the only options. A cold pack sounds like a very good idea, too. And maybe some sort of heat pack as well? Some injuries might require the timely application of both, would they not?"

Re: Front Desk

[designateddadfriend]

"What's a babby crabby?" Travis asked, trying to climb up onto one of the counters to get a look. (He'd basically been living on sugar all weekend, it was a blessing he wasn't literally climbing a wall yet.) "I wanna see!"

Re: Front Desk

[stykera]

"Careful!" Stark said, reaching for tiny Travis. "Can I lift you so you can see better? He's a very small crab. His name is Stabby. Stabastian."

Re: Front Desk

[designateddadfriend]

"Hi Stabby-Stan!" Travis shouted. He was very wiggly for lifting, but wasn't actively resisting.

Re: Front Desk

[stykera]

"He's very small, isn't he?" Stark asked, hoping he wouldn't be dropping the vet wiggly tiny Travis.

"And not nice to pet. Not like Probie."

Re: Front Desk

[designateddadfriend]

"Is he slimy?" Travis asked, pressing his face against the glass of Stabby's tank.

Re: Front Desk

[stykera]

Stark shook his head
"Not slimy, no. But sometimes he pinches. So you should be careful."

Hopefully grown-up Stabby wouldn't mind the face prints on his tank tomorrow.

Exam Rooms

[stykera]

Where hopefully there will be no major weetiny injuries but Stark will treat them if necessary!

OOC

[stykera]

Stark loves kids so send'em over for bandaids and candy if you've got them!

Re: OOC

[hasaknightjob]

Babby crabby!!

Re: OOC

[stykera]

Smol crab doing a smol stab