http://showmetheproof.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] showmetheproof.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_clinic2011-09-15 11:22 am

FTEC, Thursday, (9/15)

For once the nurses weren't teasing Scully about weirdness that had happened; apparently a great many of them had felt the need for testing after whatever they got up to last weekend. They were speculating if that big ball of clones had walked out or just dissolved, though.

The FTEC was open, and more than a little relieved to be normal.

[open and ocd-free]

[identity profile] willbethenight.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Continuing his daily ritual of people he had insane interactions with over the weekend, Bruce made his way over to the clinic today. "Hello, Dana. No floating pie plates today, right?"

[identity profile] willbethenight.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
"It was about the town being insane for the weekend," Bruce said. "That's probably all that really needs to be said."

[identity profile] willbethenight.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
"I barely survived and fled while you were distracted," Bruce said. "I managed that trick a few times over the weekend."

Because he practiced it in real life, surely. But nobody knew that.

[identity profile] willbethenight.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
"Only you and Lucrezia were revealed to be wives. Quinn was an ex," Bruce said. "If the strangeness lasted another week, who knows how many there would have been?"

[identity profile] willbethenight.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
"We're fine. We were both insane over the weekend, and it was caused by Fandom," Bruce said. "And I told you it wasn't mine. I'd never father a light bulb."

[identity profile] willbethenight.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
"That would require me getting married even once," Bruce mused. "I don't really see that one happening for me."

Unless it was a sexy, sexy plant that looked like a woman. Maybe then.

[identity profile] willbethenight.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
"You're right. I can't know. But I can take a pretty good guess," Bruce said.

Unfortunately, his guesses didn't include sexy plant creatures. The downfall of every otherwise lifelong bachelor.

[identity profile] willbethenight.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
"I'd drink to that, if I had anything to drink," Bruce said.