"No, no. I was out in the sunlight just fine. And the teeth are new, as of this morning," Scully said, trying to remember what else would make her not-a-vampire. Oh! "I'm still wearing my cross." She pointed at throat, where it lay. "So. Something. Not a vampire. Something new, like the rock we were looking at. My cells bear visual similarities to it."
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