"None at all, if my girlfriend doesn't mind that I've never actually been there, myself." He tilted his head a little bit.

"If you're from a small mountain town, you'll have to be careful not to complain about things like walking everywhere, or hills or anything like that," he mused, thoughtfully. "Midgar is a cakewalk compared to small towns in the middle of nowhere like that. Cloud and I left Tseng way behind when we were stranded up in Modeo."

Poor, poor Tseng.