FTEC, Thursday, November 30

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Chrstian made a check of the clinic and was pleased to find it was empty.

Since December was almost upon him, he was surfing the web, buying Christmas presents for Matty, Annie, and Conor. And Wilbur, of course.

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Dr. Venture walked into the clinic and was relieved to not see that blonde hussy at the desk. He walked up to Christian and put his hands in his pockets.

"What're your views on ethical codes for doctors?"

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"Depends on who's watching," Christian said with a grin.

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"And if, say, a pair of Andrew Jacksons were watching you, would you maybe fill out a teeny tiny prescription for me?" Dr. Venture asked.

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"I'm much more fond of Ulysses S. Grant," Christian said. "A pair of those, and I can see what I can do."

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"Geeze you people are greedy," Dr. Venture said, pulling out his pill bottle and setting it in front of Christian. "That's what I need refilled." He pulled out his wallet.

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Christian examined the pill bottle. "In need of a little kick?" he said. He pulled out his prescription pad and began to scribble down the details.

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"They're my diet pills," Dr. Venture said out of reflex. "You try raising two boys without them."

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"Everyone needs a little help keeping in shape," Christian agreed. "Exercise, diet pills, lipo, take your pick." He finished writing out the prescription and looked at Dr. Venture expectantly.

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Dr. Venture passed over the bribe money. "Don't think you can con me into getting plastic surgery, buddy."

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"Could take years off your face," Christian pointed out. "Make you more popular with the ladies. Never hurts to enhance what nature gave you. Make yourself better."

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"Years off my face? How old do I look to you?" Dr. Venture narrowed his eyes.

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Christian peered at Dr. Venture. "Fourty-four," he decided. "Should've used sunscreen."

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"You're just trying to convince me to buy your overpriced services, bucko. Rusty Venture, man about town, still gets plenty of ladies. So there."

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"Fourth Sin's right down the street," Christian said, amused. "I'm sure you'll find plenty of feminine attention there."

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"You're very rude," Dr. Venture grumbled. "Apparently bribery doesn't buy respect like it used to."

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"You only paid for a prescription, not respect," Christian said. "That costs a lot more."

He laughed easily. "Don't be so offended. It's part of my job to spot flaws and suggest how to fix them. Don't take it personally."

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Dr. Venture pinched the bridge of his nose. "Just what is your name, anyways?"

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"Christian Troy," Christian said. "My practice is in Miami, but I'm working up here for awhile. Needed a break."

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"You left Florida for here? Are you insane?" Dr. Venture stared.

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"My partner and I were almost killed by a psycho serial rapist with no dick and his equally crazy bitch of a sister," Christian said. "This place is a vacation compared to Miami."

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Doctor Venture laughed. "One attempt on your life? One? I was kidnapped every two weeks, when I was eight. You're not getting any sympathy from me if you want to throw a pity party."

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"I'm not looking for your sympathy," Christian snapped. "You asked a question, I answered. Kidnapped, huh? I guess paying all that ransom explains your lack of Rogaine treatment."

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"Very funny," Dr. Venture said, running a hand over his head. "I'll have you know that not even the best science this world has to offer can help my little baldness problem."

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"Rejected the hair plug transplant?" Christian asked. "That's rough."

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"Not to mention they looked moronic," Dr. Venture said. "But seriously, how did you know you were attacked by a guy without any... I mean what, was he not wearing pants at the time?"

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"He was arrested and strip searched," Christian said. "They didn't find anything. At all."

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"Eeeesh," Dr. Venture said. "And I thought The Monarch was a freak."

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"Plenty of those in Miami," Christian said. "Who's the Monarch?"

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"The idiot who used to be my arch-nemesis," Dr. Venture said. "Had a whole butterfly theme going. Thank God he got married and moved on to arching someone else. I thought I'd never be rid of him."

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"Butterflies, huh?" Christian said, getting the vibe that Venture and his "arch-nemesis" were as gay as Dr. Wilson and his friend.

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"Who the hell thinks a butterfly is the right theme for a supervillain? You ask me, he wasn't a crayon short of a box, he was just the empty box, with a bit of wax melted on the bottom," Dr. Venture said.