The Clinic is Open

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Lisa walks into the clinic after meeting with jerusalem_s She immediately sits down with a few markers, makes a new bulletin board, and then staples it up to the front of the clinic.





Underneath, she scrawls MEN SUCK with a sharpie.

Satisfied, she takes all the files off of House's desk, throws them in a corner, and takes a handle of whiskey and a few 40s of cheap malt liquor out of her backpack. She busts out House's red lollipop stash and throws all of the candy on the desk next to the booze.

She waits for Parker to arrive, and takes a shot.

THE CLINIC IS OFFICIALLY OPEN FOR BUSINESS. to get your underaged drink on

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[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Alanna walks in, glances around, and stares at Lisa. "What's wrong?"

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

"Nothing... I fucking hate this school sometimes. Drink?"

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Evil!Paige walks in the thing about men sucking ahd caught her attention, "what's happening?" she asks smiling

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

"Not much. Having a few drinks in celebration of the male gender. Or not. Want some? I'm Lisa... by the way"

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

"If it's celebrating how fucking useless they are count me in!" she smiles too widely

"Paige" she offers her hand, "It's a pleasure to meet you."

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

"That's the spirit," Lisa shakes Paige's hand. "Nice to meet you too. Welcome to the clinic - it's ahhhh, clean."

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Evil!Paige doesn't know quite why but she pulls out a bottle of vodka from her bag "To show my commitment to the cause." she says handing it over

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

"You are my new best friend. I love you so much in this moment I would get a tacky matching tattoo to show my devotion." She smiles wide "So, what's your story?"

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Evil!Paige grins and moves her hair out of the way to show her tattoo ((of the Charmed symbol if you know the fandom)) "Not that tacky I assure you and my story, aI let a man woo me with poetry, changed my whole self for him only to have him dump me after he said he loved me, it won't be happening again, screw then move on that's my moto"

it wasn't like that! Paige screams at her

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

"Cool tattoo, is that a celtic symbol?

And good for you. That's what guys do, they lie. They write poetry, or invite you to dances, and then you find out they only want you for their own devices. Screw them is right!"

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Evil!Paige smiles, "something like that yeah, think it's a symbol of protection." She laughs inside her head didn't protect you did it?

"Nice to meet someone who knows what I'm talking about, don't get emotional involved, be like them, go out for what you can get."

She pours herself a drink, "cheers" she says raising the glass

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Alanna sat down and gave Lisa a long look. "Who's the guy?"

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Err...I'm thinking we might could, start coordinating the clinic threads? Maybe? Possibly? *Small shy voice*]

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Maybe not hard rules or even a schedule type of situation but a little something so that timelines are clear. Things might get a little interesting with/when/if Ash gets dragged into the clinic later, we'll have to figure out a timeline I guess. and Wilson's usually there but I can have him tucked off somewhere out of the way so you guys can get boozy. :)]

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

[ooc- My apologies. Enjoy! :)]

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker's feeling chipper from having tormented someone (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhighdorms/191491.html?thread=6830851#t6830851), so she's in a much better mood than Lisa when she walks in.

"You started without me? Damn."

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

"Oh, like you'll have any problem catching up. Pick your poison."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Whiskey. And do you have ice?" Parker hops up on the desk and unwraps a red lolly. "Nice sign. Is that just for Coach Ash, or are we vilifying anyone else?"

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

"I don't particularly want to... How can someone not have a fucking soul? Seriously. Seriously. This is my luck. Cause mentor to live life in constant pain and agony? Check. Date a guy who is probably only using me for some sort of evil plot to end the world? Check. Have my teacher try to get me naked in the middle of class? Check. I need to buy a lottery ticket, and a shotgun, ASAP." She begins drinking straight out of the handle, her face twisting slightly as she wipes her lips. "Ice in the fridge, watch out - gremlin bits in the bottom there."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"I assume you're referring to His Assholeness, Angelus. Since as far as I know, the others have only mortgaged their souls, not chucked them out the window," Parker says as she pokes around the fridge, trying to avoid gremlin bits. She closes it and comes back over, filling her glass and toasting Lisa and Paige. "Let's wait on the lottery ticket, 'kay? What's he done?"

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

"Nothing. Send me flowers, take me out, be charming... the fucker. It's all a lie. How did I not see that? How did I miss that? And I still don't even know half of it I'm sure. All in his past my fucking ass. I don't know what to do now, should I confront him?" Lisa looks enraged but her eyes are starting to get glassy.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"So this nothing is *what*, Cuddy? And no, no confrontations. That way lies nailed puppies." Parker hands her another lollipop.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

"He kills puppies? Of course he does. Why do I even ask?"

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker sucks on a red lollipop and watches Cuddy shrewdly. "If you don't mind me asking, why the hell did you start dating him in the first place? And what's put you off him now? You knew he was a vamp... so this has got to be a new thing. Spill."

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, but I fell for the 'need a second chance' thing. And plus, vampires? He didn't seem to want to drink my blood, so I figured he was probably harmless. You know, like the Count on Sesame Street, but with better threads. But I learned a few things, about his exploits and about his other... proclivities. I am a moron for not listening to you. Next time I pull a bonehead move like this, hit me over the head with something very, very hard."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker shakes her head and pours her more of the cheap stuff. "Well, damn. Someone else finally gets a clue, and it's gotta be like this. Sorry, Cuddy." She grimaces. "Yeah, those *other* proclivities don't make for light reading, do they? If it makes you feel better, I think there are vamps out there like the Count, or something semi-harmless, but-- yeah, Angelus has never been one of those, as far as I can tell."

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Evil!Paige smiles, "I'm up for vilifying Chaucer, anyone want to join me?"

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

"The professor? Oh no way, I'm in his class. Great, another scumbag professor."

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Evil!Page smiles, "me too, I know exactly how to fuck with him if you want to help, he won't do anything, he'd be too scared"

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"What did he do?" Parker asks, sipping slowly. "I thought you two were together. Again. Or not..."

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Evil!Paige grins "he fucked with me, that's what he did. He thought it would be funny to tell me he loved me then kick me out."

and you always believed it didn't you? she asks Paige you still do

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker raises an eyebrow. "Bastard," she says mildly, offering Paige a lollipop. "Just like that? I love you, go away?"

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

She takes the lollipop. "not quite, more like you're my only love, I don't even have the words for it, I'd do anything for you, get out!"

Paige is screaming and sobbing inside her head you know nothing about us!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker frowns, pouring more vodka for Paige. "Are you sure he's not possessed? Because there's a lot of that going around. Seen any gremlins in town?"

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Evil!Paige laughs, "maybe how can you tell, but no I didn't notice any sign of any germlins and before he chucked me out we're were together most of the time"

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Bizarre. I will never admit to understanding men, but that's... bizarre."

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Evil!Paige shrugs "the way I see it is he was like the rest he wanted sex on tap then chucked me out once he got bored, he just did it with the the aid of poetry"

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Don't talk to me about poetry," Parker shudders.

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Evil!Paige smiles "I wouldn't dream to it, it's just a pile of crap."

((sorry had to go to bed, stupid UK time))

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Oops. Sorry. Thought CJ was taking him to the clinic. Killing post above never mind.]