"Ulcer?" Parker sat up, looking aghast. "I... Yes, I smoke. About half a pack a day, more or less. More. Maybe. Coffee, and soda, both. Mochas. Frappachinos. Alcohol, not so much, maybe once a week...."

"They gave me an ulcer?" Parker looked like she wanted to kill something. "This stupid freaking campaign has burned a hole in my *stomach*?"