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[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

*DEATH takes a seat at the clinic and, while continuing his usual fashion trend in his bid for Homecoming Queen, begins to adjust something that looks, suspiciouslly, like breasts. He holds up a mirror and examines his chest critically, waiting for patients to arrive.*

Comments

[bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com]

::pads in, still in long pants and walks over to ::

::blinks and in a confused tone, blurts out:: Didn't you use to not have breasts?

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

*DEATH picks at the straps below his robe, which seems to keep falling down his collar bone. He seems vaugely annoyed*

[bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com]

::blinks again, rapidly, almost but not quite seeing as he truly appears::

That's true, but... would it not be easier to wear something that accentuates your current form rather than change your form to fit the current fashion?

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

[bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com]

Bony has been fashionable in the past and probably will again in the future. It should be very little problem to find something that fits you as you are and ensures that all will see you as a knockout.

::blinks again and thinks::

Am I truly giving fashion advice to someone? ...Ororo would be proud and overwhelmingly amused at the same time.

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

[bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com]

::grabs the conversational lifeline that leads away from fashion::

YES! I mean, yes, thank you for acquiring this for me.

Are there any special instructions, restrictions or warnings?

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

*DEATH hands over the bottle, which seems to glow faintly blue.*

OOC

[bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm a big Discworld fan, I just wanted to see if this was stable or not. So, Ponder Stibbons made it out on Unreal Estate, then? Because I can't see Rincewind doing anything even remotely similar to actual magical work.

Re: OOC

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

Yup... its one of Ponder's creations... strangely, I always liked him better than Rincewind anyway, though I'd kill for that kind of luck.

Re: OOC

[deirdreofamber.livejournal.com]

((*fangirls you both liek whoa, I was afraid that Rincewind had made it, yike!*))

[bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com]

::raises eyebrows at "unpredictable"::

Er, thank you. Good luck with your fashion-hunt.

::quickly walks out, staring at the glowing elixir::

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