http://master-of-fear.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] master-of-fear.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_clinic2005-09-25 06:53 pm

after-zombie fixins

A sign is posted in some of the dorms:

Finding yourself extremely confused or insane after the zombie attacks?

Come to the clinic to have yourself mentally checked out. Dr. Jonathan Crane is here to help counsel those who feel stressed or think that perhaps some brains sound yummy right about now

*Jonathan is sitting at the desk waiting for any zombie aftermath to come his way.

[OOC: I'm eating dinner and writing papers, so it might take a few moments for me to respond]

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/ 2005-09-25 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Faith walked into the clinic, clearly in a foul mood.
"John, what would cause someone to think they're someone that they're not? Is it like, a zombie fighting side effect?"

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/ 2005-09-25 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Faith shook her head. "Zombies aren't exactly out of the ordinary for me. But this possession weirdness stuff is new. I mean, I actually thought I was that bitch Buffy. And I acted like her." She paused for a moment.
"I'm pretty sure Angelus had a similar problem, too. Or my memory is more messed up than I thought. But yeah, I have to figure this out, because someone needs to have their ass kicked for this."

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/ 2005-09-25 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yesterday? I got up, went to that bakesale thing and got a hamburger and talked to Anakin and Logan and Angelus, and then after that I think it was just zombie fighting prep. It hit me on my way back from a weapons run. I think? It's all a little multicolored and fuzzy to be honest. Plus, I'm trying to block out teh angst OMG! some traumatizing conversations I had."

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/ 2005-09-26 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
I got the bakesale at the hamburger. I mean, yeah. They were serving anything you wanted there- it was weird.

As for remembering what happened, well, I'm sure most of it's on tape somewhere. Long story short, Angelus and I, thinking we were other individuals, declared our undying love and got into a fight over the impracticalities of a Slayer/souled vampire relationship.
Like I said, I'm trying to block it out.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/ 2005-09-26 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Hm. I think I need to have a talk with the yearbook people. And if that's the cause of the weirdness, you're probably lucky you missed it. Unless you'd enjoy turning into someone you hate."
*gets up to go*
"Thanks, I think I'm gonna look into this."

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2005-09-25 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Rory wanders into the clinic, restless after trying to nap. She's still dressed in sweatpants and an oversized T-shirt, though she has managed to take a shower since she left the clinic earlier that day. She had seen the sign after walking around the dorms, and decided it couldn't hurt.

"Hi, Jonathan. We met before - I'm Rory Gilmore?" she says hoarsely, approaching the desk.

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2005-09-25 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yes. So. I think I might be traumatized?" Rory says hesitantly.

"I ended up spending the day yesterday thinking I was my friend Paris, and I knocked...this guy I know over the head with a shotgun, and I can't sleep, and I've been crying and that is not something I do a lot," she continues, barely pausing to breathe.

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2005-09-25 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Rory can sense a fair amount of skepticism in his voice, and hastens to explain.

"It was the cake. We had a bake sale kind of thing for yearbook yesterday, and Professor Jerusalem gave us some machine that went nuts and drugged our food. It made us think we were people we...didn't like, or something. That's the only thing I can think of, since there were others who acted like that, and it was only people who ate the food." She bites her lip. "So...this post-truamatic thing. What can I do about it?"

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2005-09-25 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Rory arches a brow. "No, I'm pretty sure it's all gone. And...okay, talk about it. That I can do. I like to talk. I'm good at it. Thanks, Jonathan."

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2005-09-26 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
"Thanks," she repeats gratefully. "I think I'm going to go lie down for a bit, but I may take you up on that at some point," she adds with a small smile.

[ooc: *snerk*]