Hey, I don't judge. After some of the things I have seen, you have the better deal anyway.

No, I really didn't need to know that. But it is a cute story. Unless Howie is dead from some sort of bloodborne disease, that is.

So... look, sorry, I know this is uncomfortable to talk about, especially with a fellow student and all that, but do you have any questions regarding safe sex? You know how to use a condom? Because you really have no risk factors, and the rest of these questions are tailored to someone with more experience, so I just need to take your blood sample and you'll be ready to go.