1. Lisa Cuddy, 16, and you've been to my house before. 2. Does putting up with you count? 3. I am interested in pursuing medicine as a career, and feel as if working in the clinic would be a good application of my skills. Lisa pulls the pen up from the paper before she can write, "and so that I can keep an eye on you." 4. I have completed advanced coursework in anatomy, biology, and the sciences. I have maximum amount of certifications possible from the Red Cross, and through a program at my former school I have participated the young intern program at PPTH in New Jersey. Both of my parents are also doctors, so I have a large amount of medical knowledge from osmosis. 5. A stache ache? As in their mustache? I would wonder how I wandered onto a bad porn set. 6. If the school nurse was too busy watching General Hospital to actually save lives, I would assess the level of injury, and if the wound was superficial I would treat it myself and not bother disturbing the school nurse for help, because the patient would bleed out from a paper cut before the school nurse got off his ass. 7. Take a history and do an initial exam, and bring it to the School Nurse Diagnostics Specialist for further review, which would of course happen only during the commercials of said television program because I do not suffer under the delusion that the school nurse would listen to me whatsoever until a commercial break. 8. Ultrasound is a medical imaging technique, most commonly used in obstetrics, and analyzing body systems. I'm sure you use it more commonly to settle bets. 9. Get Out of My Emergency Room, or in your case, Get Out of My Emergency Room, Clinic, Office, Hospital, and General Vicinity. Pity that wasn't more catchy. 10. Having an open and honest relationship with the administration can only be the best in the long run for the clinic staff and the patients.
... you can trust me.
I'll fax the form to my parents. They are aware that I am applying for this position, you'll get it back later today.
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2. Does putting up with you count?
3. I am interested in pursuing medicine as a career, and feel as if working in the clinic would be a good application of my skills. Lisa pulls the pen up from the paper before she can write, "and so that I can keep an eye on you."
4. I have completed advanced coursework in anatomy, biology, and the sciences. I have maximum amount of certifications possible from the Red Cross, and through a program at my former school I have participated the young intern program at PPTH in New Jersey. Both of my parents are also doctors, so I have a large amount of medical knowledge from osmosis.
5. A stache ache? As in their mustache? I would wonder how I wandered onto a bad porn set.
6. If the school nurse was too busy watching General Hospital to actually save lives, I would assess the level of injury, and if the wound was superficial I would treat it myself and not bother disturbing the school nurse for help, because the patient would bleed out from a paper cut before the school nurse got off his ass.
7. Take a history and do an initial exam, and bring it to the
School NurseDiagnostics Specialist for further review, which would of course happen only during the commercials of said television program because I do not suffer under the delusion that the school nurse would listen to me whatsoever until a commercial break.8. Ultrasound is a medical imaging technique, most commonly used in obstetrics, and analyzing body systems. I'm sure you use it more commonly to settle bets.
9. Get Out of My Emergency Room, or in your case, Get Out of My Emergency Room, Clinic, Office, Hospital, and General Vicinity. Pity that wasn't more catchy.
10. Having an open and honest relationship with the administration can only be the best in the long run for the clinic staff and the patients.
... you can trust me.
I'll fax the form to my parents. They are aware that I am applying for this position, you'll get it back later today.