http://gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] gotcanewillpoke.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_clinic2005-09-10 08:40 pm

Clinic Voice Mail

*The clinic phone will ring three times before a machine picks up and House's voice comes on*

Dealing with an epidemic down here. You think your problems are more important? Leave a message.

*Beep*

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2005-09-14 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
"Hey, you people who aren't in the damn clinic when you should be - there's a guy basically killing himself and I need help. (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhighdorms/38376.html) So bring your tranquilizers if you've got 'em. And hurry. Oh, and this is Rory Gilmore, by the way."

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2005-09-14 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ooc: No worries. Rory's not pissed or anything, by the way - she's just very, very highstrung at the moment.]

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_red_xiii_/ 2005-10-14 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello, my name is Red. I stopped by the other day for a blood test, if that helps you to remember me. I'm not calling for the results, but for another reason. Campus security was called to remove a student that works for me, at her request. I don't believe she is feeling well and might need medical attention.

I'm not sure who you should call, perhaps the dean of students, but I thought to give you a heads up.

Thank you, and have a nice afternoon.

[identity profile] 2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com 2005-10-16 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
"O'Neill here. Calling cause I need a favor. No details on the machine, I know anyone working can and does check them around everyone else. If someone (Preferably that New Doc but House'll do if he's not busy) could give me a call back that'd be great.

"Oh, almost forgot, New Doc says I should be ready to do my shifts again soon. Thanks go out to everyone who's been covering my a--" The machine cuts him off and hangs up.

[identity profile] bens-mikey.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi, my name is Michael Novotny, I run the Emporium in town. I'm not sure what the limits of your clinic are, considering I'm not linked to the school or anything, but do you handle HIV tests? Or is there a place in town you can point me to that does? I...uh...just want to make sure, you know? Thanks.

[identity profile] bens-mikey.livejournal.com 2005-10-18 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I really appreciate that. Let me know what time would be good to stop by.

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2005-10-24 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[everyone on their way in from here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/dbiers/9282.html?thread=88386#t88386) -- you guys up?]

[identity profile] b-chenowith.livejournal.com 2005-11-09 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hi. My name is Brenda Chenowith, I'm an MSW, and I just started a therapy practice in town. One of my clients mentioned they had been seeing someone at the school -- I wondered if you could put me in touch with him. My number is 703-822-1369. (http://www.livejournal.com/users/b_chenowith/669.html)

Thanks.

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2005-11-19 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
"Anyone who's there, PICK UP! ... Goddamnit. This is Parker, I'm coming in with Marty Blank, he's had the crap beaten out of him by Professor Drusilla, we need a doctor! We'll be there in ten minutes, tops!"

OOC: Anyone in the clinic tonight?

[identity profile] vampire-darla.livejournal.com 2006-01-25 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
OOC: We're bringing an injured student into the clinic. Should we jump into the day's clinic thread (http://community.livejournal.com/fandom_clinic/62764.html) or no?