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FTEC, Wednesday [02/29]

Chloe was a totally responsible adult in a very important working environment.

Which was why she was sitting behind the front desk playing Angry Birds on her phone.

Shhh, don't judge.

[OPEN. I DID NOT NEARLY FORGET TO POST THIS. >.>]
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[identity profile] annieadderall.livejournal.com 2012-02-29 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
It wasn't that anything was wrong, it was just that Annie was a very careful person, and there had been some situations lately that had had been out of her control, and she wanted to make sure everything was fine.

Translation: she'd had a ho in her body for two days and now that she was settled in after spring break, she just wanted to make sure she hadn't caught anything by no fault of her own.

What.

Not that she didn't look a little shy going to the front desk and saying, "Hi."

[identity profile] zetabetabrat.livejournal.com 2012-02-29 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Rebecca looked very resigned, and annoyed, and all-around just generally unhappy to be at the clinic today. But here she was.

"Morning," she said dispassionately, coming up to the front desk and leaning forward on it. "I'm going to need some tests." SIGH, HOT BRAZILIAN GUY. SIGH.

[identity profile] zetabetabrat.livejournal.com 2012-02-29 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh," said Rebecca, eyeing Annie over the top of a magazine. "Hello."

Yeah, she was officially sure that this was Annie's fault.
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[personal profile] mycanonhatesme 2012-02-29 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hi!" Chloe said as she glanced up, pausing her game. The little pigs could wait a few minutes to die. "Can I help you?"
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[personal profile] mycanonhatesme 2012-02-29 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"What kind of tests?" Chloe asked, setting her phone down with a concerned look.

[identity profile] zetabetabrat.livejournal.com 2012-02-29 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Rebecca handed over a folded-up piece of monogrammed stationary, on which there were quite a few STDs listed. Oh, Becs.

"Just these."
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[personal profile] mycanonhatesme 2012-03-01 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Chloe looked over the list, and pressed her lips together tightly to keep from making any kind of inappropriate noise. "You had a good spring break?" she asked. "Do you need a pregnancy test thrown in here for good measure?"

[identity profile] zetabetabrat.livejournal.com 2012-03-01 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
"Just those," Rebecca said, her tone sounding very clipped. "Thank you."

[identity profile] annieadderall.livejournal.com 2012-03-01 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
...WELL NOW ANNIE WAS GOING TO BE GOOD AND PARANOID.

"Uh, hi," she said. "Routine checkup?"

Please let it be a routine checkup...

[identity profile] annieadderall.livejournal.com 2012-03-01 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
"Uh, hi," she chirped, then realized she actually had to ask. So she leaned over a little and dropped her voice. "So, um. This isn't really for me. Well, it is, but... So I had someone else-" Rebecca. "-in my body for a few days and she sort of... gets around? So I wanted to make sure she didn't give me anything I need ointment for."

If she said it without taking a breath, it made it so much easier.

[identity profile] zetabetabrat.livejournal.com 2012-03-01 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Rebecca glared. Glared hard.

"No," she said flatly.
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[personal profile] mycanonhatesme 2012-03-01 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
"Right, okay," Chloe said, deciding not to argue. She could just tell the nurses to do that one later. "If you follow that nurse back to one of the exam rooms, she'll take your blood, and we'll get the tests run. It shouldn't take more than a day." It was a pretty impressive list, after all.

And if Chloe handed the list off to one of the newer nurses who wasn't so good with needles, well, she had to learn sometime, right?

[identity profile] annieadderall.livejournal.com 2012-03-01 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Annie didn't know why she was getting glared at. "Oh," she said. "Then I hope your cold clears up soon?"

Please let it be a cold...
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[personal profile] mycanonhatesme 2012-03-01 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Chloe gave Annie a sympathetic look, lowering her voice in return. "Do you think she got around in your body?" Because ew, that just wasn't right.

[identity profile] zetabetabrat.livejournal.com 2012-03-01 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
"Not," said Rebecca, "a cold."

MORE GLARING.

"Did you do this?"
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[identity profile] annieadderall.livejournal.com 2012-03-01 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
"If there's a god, no," Annie replied, "but better safe than sorry and I can repress anything else I find out."

[identity profile] annieadderall.livejournal.com 2012-03-01 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Annie blinked. "Did I do what?"

[identity profile] zetabetabrat.livejournal.com 2012-03-01 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
"Anything?" Rebecca snapped. "While you were -- you know?"

[identity profile] annieadderall.livejournal.com 2012-03-01 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Now the blinking had turned to staring, because Annie understood that.

"You're asking me that? I'm here in case you... did anything."

[identity profile] zetabetabrat.livejournal.com 2012-03-01 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, I didn't!" Rebecca exclaimed. For however much that was worth. "Did you?"

[identity profile] annieadderall.livejournal.com 2012-03-01 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
"Are you on crack?" For all she knew... "Of course not!"

She didn't even do that in her body. Unless she wasn't herself or she snapped like a snapping thing during a really stressy, sexy sort of week, but that didn't count. In this instance.

[identity profile] zetabetabrat.livejournal.com 2012-03-01 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
"I heard about you on the radio!" Rebecca pointed out, because she was mean. "With Butters."

[identity profile] annieadderall.livejournal.com 2012-03-01 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
"That was once!" Annie hissed, not that that stopped her from turning bright red. "I heard about you on the radio with everyone!"

[identity profile] zetabetabrat.livejournal.com 2012-03-01 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
"At least I don't go around judging people for having perfectly healthy sex lives!"

Rebecca, your very presence at this clinic made it clear that your sex life was not perfectly healthy.
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[personal profile] mycanonhatesme 2012-03-01 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Chloe nodded and grabbed a pen, writing out a list of STD tests to run for the nurse. "I'm sorry you have to do this, but it does sound like a smart idea," she said, folding the note so Annie wouldn't have to see it. There was no reason to make her more worried than she already seemed. "I'll have one of the nurses take some blood, and make sure you get a call tomorrow about the results, okay? I know this might sound trite, but try not to worry."

[identity profile] annieadderall.livejournal.com 2012-03-01 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
That narrative would be evidenced by Annie gesturing around the clinic.

"Some of us are just here for a safety precaution," she said, judging while speaking.

[identity profile] annieadderall.livejournal.com 2012-03-01 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
"I'll try. I mean, I haven't had any real symptoms, but a lot of those you don't really notice until it's too late so I'd rather catch anything early." And there was a reason she'd already lined Quinn up as an alibi if she did.

[identity profile] zetabetabrat.livejournal.com 2012-03-01 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
"And some of us are here for what I'm sure is a rash," Rebecca said.

It was so not a rash.

[identity profile] annieadderall.livejournal.com 2012-03-01 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
"Uh huh," she said pointedly.

[identity profile] zetabetabrat.livejournal.com 2012-03-01 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
"Look!" Rebecca said, getting a bit shrill now. "This only happened today. And you were in my body, like, a week ago. This could just as easily have been you."

[identity profile] annieadderall.livejournal.com 2012-03-01 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
"It wasn't. Because that would be creepy," she argued. "Don't be gross."

[identity profile] zetabetabrat.livejournal.com 2012-03-01 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
"Fine!" Rebecca exclaimed, sinking back in her chair.

A pause.

"Oh, I'm going to kill that Brazilian guy," she muttered.
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[personal profile] mycanonhatesme 2012-03-01 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
"No symptoms is still a good sign!" Chloe said encouragingly. "I'm sure everything will turn out fine."

[identity profile] childhood-taunt.livejournal.com 2012-03-01 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
And yes. That would be Matt coming into the clinic today. To be tested.

Because obviously he slept with Rebecca.

"Hello?" he called out. "I need to have some tests run?"
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[personal profile] mycanonhatesme 2012-03-01 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
"Okay. What kind of tests?" Chloe asked as she glanced up. Considering how her day was going so far, she had a fair guess about what kinds of tests he might want, but she didn't want to assume anyone had been up to bad things until proven otherwise.

[identity profile] childhood-taunt.livejournal.com 2012-03-01 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
"Well let's just say during the other week... things got out of hand," Matt replied with the decency to look embarrassed.

So he'll have what Rebecca is having.
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[personal profile] mycanonhatesme 2012-03-01 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Well, at least he looked embarrassed, so she decided to send him off with a nice nurse instead of one who'd poke him like a drunk vampire. "Was there an orgy I didn't hear about or something?" she asked, before shaking her head and grabbing another sheet of paper to make what was quickly becoming the standard list of tests for the day. "On second thought, I don't know if I want the answer to that. For future reference, we give out condoms here for free."

[identity profile] childhood-taunt.livejournal.com 2012-03-01 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
"Well I did have a supply," Matt said with a cough. "I just... want to be sure."

Again. Rebecca.

And thank you for the nice nurse. Matt will do his best not to hit on her.
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[personal profile] mycanonhatesme 2012-03-01 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
"I suppose I can't fault you for that," Chloe said agreeably. "We'll try to make sure you get a call tomorrow with the results, and try not to worry before then. I'm sure everything will be fine." It was easy for her to be optimistic when the closest she'd gotten to Rebecca was an exchange of paper. Sigh, Rebecca.
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