Fandom Clinic, Friday

[doesdoctorstuff]

Today, Navaan was extolling the virtues and wonders of a life at sea to Stabby. From pirates to mermaids to horny crustacean colonies, she seemed to be a one-vampire billboard for the Seaside Tourism Brigade, if such a thing existed.

No reason.

[OCD nixed on account of DW fuckery]